Look, you potato nosed lunatic, AOC is NEVER going to date you.

Can we refer to her just as Marge Greene? She doesn’t deserve the RBG or AOC or even HRC treatment.

This hurts me as one of my coworkers heated up a lunch today in the microwave that consisted of cod and brussels sprouts.

Writing my own newspaper column and getting high

1000% chance that the Tesla owner’s insurance company tries to fault the other guy. That’s what every insurance company does. The only way this doesn’t happen is if both drivers have the same insurer.

Not just a shot of his face. They were handed video, plus his name and address. They literally had their job done for them, except for the last bit which they refuse to do.

1) If there was stuff to workaround, and he worked around it, then yes, blame the driver - because he’d have put real effort into it. Every check might have a workaround, but they involve effort and by design it’s non-trivial effort. But there’s nothing to workaround in a Tesla, lowering the barrier-to-moron to…

My car has weight sensors just so it can yell at you for not using a seatbelt. What the hell?

If this was any other car, the driver wouldn’t be able to do this.  Tesla is unique in their refusal to use seat weight sensors or cameras to ensure there’s actually a person in the driver’s seat.

I doubt that. It's an unattended, moving vehicle. Just say you saw something jump out and you hit your brakes. No law against hitting the brakes if you thought you saw something.

This. There is absolutely no reason why autopilot should function if the seat belt isn’t buckled, the seat doesn’t have an occupant, and the steering wheel isn’t handled at irregular intervals (as opposed to being able to be weighted and always have the resistance). Then there need to be ACTUAL consequences for…

Why the hell does NHTSA allow a level 2-autonomy car to be operated like this? You can’t operate a car if the taillights are mounted less than 15 inches from the ground, but it’s totally fine that a car can be driven with no one at the wheel and paying attention to the road. All it takes is for NHTSA to add to their…

The police always seem to be there when you don’t want them, and nowhere to be found when you do. Seriously, when you hand them video evidence showing reckless driving in action, including a clear shot of the “driver’s” face and the license plate of the car, they just shrug and say there’s nothing they can do? What…

So what happens if you see someone doing this sort of thing, get in front of them and some random event causes you to slam on your brakes as hard as possible. Does the douchebag get to eat windshield/seat and pay you for the damage? Is them being arrested too much to hope for?

Exactly - all the Subway sandwiches I have are hand assembled. Weird.

The thought of the smell of heating Subway tuna is enough to keep me out of there.

Eat fresh?

Writing your own newspaper column and getting high is...a pretty ok way to go through life, son.

Anyone who has tried to pry burned cheese out of a toaster oven will be on the franchisees’ side here.

Leaving aside the danger to employees and potential damage to equipment, we need to acknowledge that the smell generated by heating up a Subway tuna sandwich is in violation of the Geneva Protocol of 1925, the Chemical Weapons Convention, and arguably the Fourth Geneva Convention.