I enjoy the juxtaposition of her glamming up like wearing false eyelashes, while she’s squirting pus all over the place.

I think the term we’re all looking for about their produce is “inconsistent.” Sometimes they have the best, sweetest, and freshest berries, other times they’re molding as they’re taken off the truck - same with their carrots. You can never go wrong with their pre-chopped mirepoix, though.

True story. I was sending mac & cheese into school with my toddler daughter for lunch. Her teacher kept on saying “her mac & cheese looks and smells so good.” And I never said anything, I just smiled and refused to admit that I fed my daughter completely processed food. Then one day her teacher said “Toddler’s mac &…

You’ve nailed this on the head, SO HARD. This is exactly why Jeff Sessions was willing to sit there and eat all the shit that Trump shoveled his way, over the course of his tenure as AG. He was able to get so much of his agenda enacted, in spite of the orange buffoon. Trump doesn’t have any actual agenda other than…

Isn’t that New Zealand?  Am I missing something?

This is absolutely legit. Outside of a very small geographical area (Burlington, and it’s environs,) Vermont quickly gets regressive. The poor working class is resentful of anything done to help others, for anything that smacks of change, (you should have seen how shit went down when the legislature legalized civil…

My toddler would love that house. Also, while I talk as fast as anyone you’re going to normally encounter, I still really struggled to understand her with the yelling and over-enthusiastic rapid fire.  It seems like the house and tour was one big JoJo ad.  I would have to take a hard pass.

Why would you choose to be mean to a 7 year old?  

My company covers it all, they just require we pay a percentage of the cost, rather than a flat fee. Then again, I pay $18k out of pocket for my insurance, so we’ve got what’s considered premium insurance. My hubs works in finance and I work in consulting, and we had comparable offerings from both our firms during…

Please, tell us how it’s all in someone’s head... Go on, we’ll wait.

We (HR outsourcing firm) have large US and offshore call centers. Our CS reps can’t hear you if you’re on actual “hold,” but if we have to pull a call recording for something, the recording does have the line recorded still.  

Bet he wishes he’d skipped the inauguration to go the women’s march now!

Are you sure your breasts didn’t leap out, upon seeing him? (TBH, I think his attractiveness depends on the role he’s playing, he’s like a chameleon to me.)

Ohhh, I miss Dodai. She does primarily editing now, just started with the NYT!

How do you not have more stars? She’s the ultimate. I literally cried at your story!  Thank you for sharing!!! 

Found the Incel.  I’d like to meet these hellish unicorns, because you’ve described no one I’ve ever met in my 4+ decades walking the earth.

I’ve offloaded books from my Kindle onto my computer. You can do this, or download the book (mobi) file from Amazon and load it to your device like that also.  They just don’t make it easy.

The only thing to say to an expecting parent is “congratulations” and “every child is different, so take everyone’s words of wisdom and advice with the caveat that YMMV.” You WILL have the best time, you WILL love them to pieces, you WILL be so excited to share your lives and loves with them, but you also WILL be…

My 6 week loss had no issues and no expenses, other than the ultrasounds and blood draws. Tissues passed, which under this law, would have had to be buried or cremated. I also miscarried at 16 weeks and had to have a burial at that point, after we passed naturally (without D&C,) and it cost over $5k, excluding the…

Genetics and diet plays a huge role in how much people poop. My kids (8 years and 18 months,) both are so regular that you can tell what time of day it is when they poop. It standardized around 9 months of age for both, and even the childcare provider noted that it was ridiculously predictable. (9:30AM, noon, and…