Jujy is a “she?” Damn, I’ve been using the wrong pronouns for all this time?

Holee sheet! That is #COTD level gif-fing there!

Why wouldn’t your friend introduce you as MrDuckSauce, and say something interesting about your personality or that you might have in common with the other person. That seems so weird to lead with someone’s general ethnicity. This is part of “othering” that happens to non-European, IMHO. We don’t lead with “oh, this…

I’ve got to stop reading these articles. They make my blood pressure rise so much and make my head ache like I’m about to have an aneurysm. Seriously, asshole might want to look at actual statistics done via a firm that uses a modicum of polling rigor.

A bot?

She’s a rich girl from Pennsylvania, not CT. We get enough crap being the state where GWB was born, don’t put her on us too.

I’m going to give him a pass. He takes off the jacket, and he’s back in the game, and just looks like he’s got a pompadour. Besides, he’s a D. To be honest, I was expecting a much more outlandish hairstyle, so I’m a little disappointed at how uninspiring this actually is.

Quack, quack? :)

I got $3 an hour when I was in HS, lol... and I hear you on Paw Patrol. I kept asking my son if he thought it was a reasonable premise, and he gave me a dirty look. My husband said I was trying to kill the soul of a 5 year old. :| (Do you notice in the theme song, they actually sing “Paw Patrow, Paw Patrow, we’ll be…

I wish I knew where you lived! Teenage babysitters in my neck of the woods, (western CT,) are pulling down $20 an hour for 1 kid!! This is why we only go to either kid friendly places or wait for Grandma to visit. The last “nice” place we went to eat, back in March, had a kid’s menu that was charging $30 for glorified…

To be sure, it’s easier to just let a dog in after to clean up the big chunks than to argue with someone else’s kid about throwing food. If you offer pet sitting too, you’ve got both bases covered!

See, I’ve had both Percocet and Hydrocodone after surgeries, and all they did was make me pass out. It might just be me, though... because I pass out with Children’s Dimatapp and Benedryl too. Funny, thinking of it, all my drug use has been legal.

Not just kids you love, but any kid in general. I can’t endanger anyone else’s children either.

To be fair, sending anyone hardened to jail in VT is a losing proposition. If they stayed there, they’d find it way too touchy feely. They wouldn’t be able to establish a power foothold, lol

You’re lucky you were 10 years after me. In the 80's, they were still way into the corporal punishment. I had chalk and erasers hucked at my head on the regular, and because I was a chatty kid, my third grade teacher, (Mrs. Desmond, I’m not afraid to name names!) would grab me by the arm and dig into my flesh with her…

It’d be me, because at 5'3", I’d be right where your elbows hit... but at my height, I can’t see anything anyway, because generally all I can see is shoulders and hair.

I can tell you, I avoid them like I avoid fairs and malls, because I say “oh hells NO!” to the crowds! I’ve been involved in politics, and there can be something to be said for feeling like you’re belonging to a group of like-minded individuals who “get it.” But again, crowds suck., and I wait in line for no windbag.

Nope. That didn’t stop Arnold Schwarzenegger.

NEVER show a 6 year old a gender reveal video on YouTube. My son is now BEGGING that we do one to surprise HIM with the gender of his sibling-to-be! Like, seriously dude! Girl or boy, it’s wearing the same clothes you wore!

Why did nobody question Elizabeth Dole being the head of the American Red Cross when Bob Dole was running for president? This foundation does a shit ton of good for those in the world who are least able to facilitate change for themselves. We’re supposed to put half a generation into limbo while she serves out her…