Thank you, and everyone for your kind comments. Living through it and coming out on the other side when I was mired so deep and could see no way out has brought strength and clarity. Thank you to all the Jezzies who've unknowingly helped me along my daily journey. Years later, I'm making sure I'm better every day,…

My friend experienced a phantom pregnancy after miscarriage as well. However, in her case she didn't get any ultrasounds and was under the care of a midwife (and all involved a bit on the natural/crunchy side of the spectrum). So they all assumed that she had been carrying twins and lost one. It wasn't until quite…

When I served in the Navy, actually on a ship, I witnessed the unspeakable.

I feel kinda bad for Jesus for having to hear her go on about it for hours.

The pitbull owner has no intention of paying for your dogs medical bills. Make the complaint to animal control and make a claim on his homeowners insurance. If he doesn't have any, take him to small claims court. When you win you can put a lean on his property.

Ah, yeah, that would make sense. In any case, I'm picturing the waiter as Murray from Flight of the Conchords.

You could fuck 5,000 people and never get an STD, just like you can fuck one and get HIV. Don't be an idiot.

I heard the cat was sitting right there with them when she asked him to go to a movie and she didn't even think to invite the cat.

I love you for using assbutt. It is my favorite insult and should be used much more frequently.