I want to directly ask her for some kind of White House event-planning job after I graduate!

@Spaceman Bill Leah: Zombie Fighting Dinosaur: All the people on all the seasons with the exception of maaaaaybe Nene from Atlanta, hands down. Yet, I still watch.

For a second I thought they were wearing snuggies!

@Cafezinha: It kills me how much I love that dress AND that Miley EFFING Cyrus is wearing it. My fashion sensibilities have betrayed my conscience in the most horrible way. At least Vanessa Hudgens looked kind of bad, right?

@BeckySharper: Except I can't look at Mickey Rourke for any extended period of time without wanting to dump him in a tub of lysol. Sadly, this is the only reason why I still haven't seen the Wrestler.