I know you were saying that sarcastically, but driving a POS Pontiac Grand Am whose tilt steering wheel axis pin failed three times, I can confirm it is quite terrifying, especially at highway speeds hours away from home in the middle of the night.

I disabled the lock on my manual seat adjust so that it slides around willy nilly when I brake and accelerate. I hadn’t thought of doing the same with my steering wheel adjustment lock. My wife is going to love this! <tic>

This posting reminds me of the parody VW ad the National Lampoon did in the 1970's - they had to issue apologies to both Ted Kennedy and Volkswagen, which vehemently denied any association with the Lampoon parody ad.

Holy crap look at that disclaimer in the video:

You might be COVID-19 positive, I believe that is a symptom

I'm being Kinjaed and can only reply, but my vote is for Life is a Highway. I just never really liked it.

*ALL* cars look awesome with harlequin paint. It’s just that not all drivers have the style, panache, and complete and utter lack of fucks to pull it off.

Two words:  situational awareness.  I wish more people had it.

This is an easy one, but I’d also accept Studebaker or Auburn-Cord-Duesenberg:

Kramer? Is that you?

Great googly moogly.

I’m relieved to know that the process adds protection from gun shoots and explosions.

I like that the memo about leaks...was leaked.

You forgot the most important ingredient in this scheme, Fred.

Get a big ol’ Kenworth with an outlandish western scene painted on the trailer. Then use a 77 Trans Am Special Edition to run blocker. Keep in touch via CB to avoid those Smokeys. Then get Eastbound and down.

This one is easy - an RV filled with dorky white people:

Neural networks!

And don’t leave anything valuable on display. In fact try not to leave anything on display at all.