They did give it three years, but, yes, surely, like our great-great-grandparents, they should be obliged to stay together for life on the off chance one of them might be happy at some point in there.

I don’t know...after 3 years, if I were unhappy, I don’t think I’d stick around to see if maybe it got better 20 years from now.

You have a great narrative there for some fanfiction.

Why would they?? Obama actually had his daughter intern there; if he genuinely believed Weinstein was a predator, wouldn’t he keep her far, far enough, if nothing else to avoid this exact kind of scandal should the rumors even prove true? Washington and Hollywood are light years away from each other, and there were…

I saw this movie this weekend. I loved the score of the movie, and was smiling like an idiot through it. But, this movie struggled to hold my attention. There were so many naked women, and even the effects used, just made it seem shallow.

Everyone is welcome. But we’re leaving in exactly 20 minutes or this will just become a huge production, and we’ll never get out the door.

Remember that brief time between AOL being popular and AIM? When only some people had screennames and your parents had some weird non-AOL service and you would sign into your friends’ accounts while babysitting and get them in trouble by chatting up randos from chat rooms who would then message them the next time they…

AIM was so revolutionary for those of us who were teenagers in the mid to late 90s. You could talk to your friends and not have parents overhear or pick up the phone to listen in! On the down side, you could only use it whenever the phone line was indeed free and nobody was expecting an important call. I can’t believe…

I don’t have Teigen’s beauty or glamorous lifestyle, but we’re alike in that I’m lucky to have someone like my husband around (patient, selfless, silly, up for whatever), while I think he got the shit end of the straw by marrying me. Stars, they’re just like us!

That sounds like an excuse somebody made. :|

This week completely broke me. The events in Puerto Rico and vegas make me so profoundly sad and depressed.

Just FYI for the Jezebel website coding people: At least on mobile, that scrolling Katy Perry perfume ad is rendering the first article unreadable because it doesn’t clear/collapse and instead blocks most of the text. To the Katy Perry perfume people: Pissing off the consumers of whatever you’re sponsoring is a good…

Yeah, but it links their legacies together forever. He becomes a footnote on her wikipedia page, she becomes one on his. People who, maybe decades from now, visit her tomb will see his name next to hers and think “huh, so were they like, a thing?” It implies a connection they never had, that he was more legendary than…

I was at the reunion (which was amazing), and just to answer the question of why this is happening now - It was explained that Mondo Records tried to do a 15th anniversary re-release party but the rights acquisitions and red tape of it all took two years. BUT, it’s happening now and it’s jerkin’

Josie and the Pussycats is fun as hell, and way way way more clever than anyone was willing to give it credit for back when it came out. I love that damn movie.

Just say you don’t like black people. Why hide on the internet?

“Avoid the pole altogether” is always a bullshit sentiment, but Cardi B has given interviews about how stripping saved her life. It was the only financial path she had out of an abusive relationship. Your sanctimonious quips are cruel and ignorant.

Put the cigarettes out on your asshole, church lady.

you're like a professional writer I've never understood this getting in the comment dregs thing that the writers on here do anyway. Like if you're a good enough writer to be on staff here I would think you're good enough to not need snark so bad? but also like you just sent a stake out on someone of course you're…

Strip Club Idiot here!