Nope. Half-drunk on the couch with a few family members NEXT Christmas seems to be an appropriate time and place to watch this.

This monumental clash of titans will henceforth be known as the Jack-off.

They ignore me aggressively at the mall-based Sephora nearest me but they fawn over skinny 17-year-old girls. Like, who do they think has the money to buy their products, the fat middle aged lady running errands on a Saturday, or the teenager with a $20/week allowance?

I just read excerpts of this to my quasi-drunk husband as a silence breaker after the end of GoT. He just keeps yelling ‘Colin WHAT?!’

You’re that guy, aren’t you. I’ve heard about you.

I’ll just leave these here.

Totally agree.

Best scene in the movie.  Followed by cap against the entire army.  Followed by the rise of the female heros - especially Scarlett witch.

I’m sorry, but recently, America’s ass is Thor Lebowski’s ass. America needs to get back to the gym.

Awesome facial hair bros

Nah, I think GotG3 will be about them looking for Gamora II.

They’ve been mostly great and I’m not going to pretend I can even understand the grind of a major motion picture marketing tour. They can say whatever the hell they want for what they’ve given me through hard work in their performances. The money they make is their business.

The chains were part of a ferry for the lake. They stretched across the lake, anchored on iron posts, one of which we see. The ferrymen pull the ferry across by grasping the chains, at the front, then walking to the rear. Thus, the simple explanation for the chains. I presume they were attached to the dragon’s body by…

My 68-year old cousin just started watching GOT and refers to “Sansa” as “Salsa” and now I can’t stop calling her “Salsa.”

Also, how are they so sure that his mother was not, herself, murdered? 

Can confirm! That is indeed the Official Therapist Office Lamp™️. Usually comes in a set, because we’re broke and also terrible interior designers.

JORDAN PEELE IS THE REAL RACIST! ONE THING HAPPENING JUST ONE TIME EVER TO A WHITE MAN IS A BIGGER CRIME THAN THAT THING HAPPENING A MILLION TIMES TO A MILLION BLACK PEOPLE! I AM VERY LOGICAL!

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

It’s Dissociative (sp?) Identity Disorder

We’re nearly two decades into the 21st Century, a century in which we have all learned that Schizophrenia and Multiple Personality Disorder are NOT the same illness. At all.