Here is a thing I wrote yesterday about this very article:

To be entirely honest, I’m surprised they haven’t already rebooted Twins with Kevin Hart and Dwayne Johnson.

You should have that cough checked out.

Let’s not call them anti-vaxers anymore. It is so negative. I think Plague Carriers is more accurate and predictive of their future.

And someone got fucking stabbed.

Hasn’t she stated that she has no interest? Why do people keep talking about her running?

Maybe Ed Razek should resign too.  

Sure, she can do better, but he can’t.

LUPITA CAN DO BETTER!

The relentless, cavernous maw that is Disney cares little about diminishing returns or creative merit as long as money can be made.

Cabin air filter earned its keep that day.

Maybe she intentionally crashed her car to make her neighbors die a fiery death.

I remember my grandfather, a fit man who died of cancer at 78, saying that he still felt 30 in his soul. He was surprised to see the old man in the mirror because that wasn’t how he felt inside. I’m noticing more and more how people age differently, not just physically but spiritually. I know people in their 70s…

not to harsh on someone who got fucked by The Man but it sounds like your girlfriend should have quit her job and done something else if she was that unhappy with the situation.

a) she’s barely an adult, brain-wise
b) she’s gotta have major PTSD

I’ll give her a pass.

No. You don't get to erase what happened to these women just because other people are also assaulted in North Korea. Fuck your belittling #allnorthkoreans bs. 

Without Eva Green, I don’t know what the point is

Yes, she lets him.  It's not like he became mentally I'll overnight.  She sat and watched his last SNL performance and says , what, nothing?  And here we are listening to her plea for sympathy.

You would not believe how many people don’t give a single fuck about your pregnancy/labor PTSD and pressure you to have more kids.

Yeah, but did he get the spiders?