We exist solely for Joe Biden.

Although at another country (Brazil), I’m a Law student and work in the Judiciary branch. So, to me, that’s appaling too: it contradicts all the modern views on Decision Theory and Legal Hermeneutics by not only saying that Law should be interpreted in a totally strict manner, but also using static standards from the…

In the next topic, on Law Philosophy, it says something similar:

Able to lift up to 25 pounds as required to support THE CLIENT

Barbie had it first

My Trump-voting colleague has spent the last year interviewing and going through the motions to enroll in a particular federal job training program that would have guaranteed him a significantly higher salary and better benefits than our current job. Hebjust told me that he can’t get hired now because of Trump’s…

“Chris Brown further proves point.”

It’s really not that tough to figure out why, is it....?

Meanwhile, Kellyanne Conway is busy calling Spicer’s press conference lies “alternative facts”.

IT’S LIKE RAAAIIIIIIINNNN

‘Cause he had one hand in her pocket, and the other one was depositing all of her money in a Swiss bank account.

Challenge for the next 4 years: Find a story about Donald Trump where ‘this is horrifying’ is not a context appropriate descriptor of what is happening.

theres something inherently masturbatory about manipulating parts of your body with someone else in mind.

Why couldn’t they hire a Black actor with vitiligo?

I am not really team anyone but Hollywood is always Team Penis.

Below: Brad (left), Angela (right) and the judge (center)

Just thought I’d mention that Kentucky has one of the highest rates of incest per capita in the nation.

Ugh, why can’t people allow me to enjoy them/their things without being secretly awful.