instead of talking about how fucked up this is in so many ways, or about the prevalence of plastic surgery in sk, i will talk about something more important, like how my new life goal is to have this sentence be written again, sometime in the future, about me:
Black Greek organizations still get up to some shit, they just follow the grand African American tradition of not putting one's business on front street very strictly.
I'm all for married dads.
You should really check out his latest couple photos on his instagram
I feel like every lady has had that drunken conversation with their girlfriends where they all confess to finding the beast hotter than the prince and feeling super weird about it .
Eddie Izzard should be Belle. He has just the right amount of coquettish charm to pull it off.
One exception exists to the do-not-kill rule: mosquitoes. They all deserve to die. ALL OF THEM.
Here's a story about dolphins riding whales. I collect happy sea mammal stories for this very purpose. I AM THE HERO THE JEZEBEL COMMENTS NEED.
An oldie but goodie:
You missed this:
Can we talk about this as a thing that happened?!?! Benedict wins the Oscars, I think.
I will always love Jennifer Lawrence's Oscar dress for this:
GROWN ADULTS CAN NEVER LEARN AND GROW IN THEIR LIFETIMES. ONCE YOU'RE AN ADULT YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY MENTALLY AND EMOTIONALLY MATURE.
Lis Smith handled communications for Bill de Blasio during his campaign and throughout his transition, and was…
Another inner city agency story.
Dude, Jennifer Lawrence is great. She's an amazing actress and has a wonderful personality. Lupita should be getting more roles, I absolutely agree - but we don't have to take down one great woman to bring up another.