Cat Bathing as a Martial Art:

I believe the consensus was...an all-Chinese cast except for Eddie Murphy as Mushu. With no CGI. Just Eddie Murphy in a dragon suit.

1. She contracted oral herpes

Never Forget.

Thank you, Rob Giordano, for not fanning the flames of suspicion during this terrible tragedy. Latinos have been some of the hardest hit of all. The shelter closest to where I live is essentially mostly composed of displaced farmworkers. These are the persons who cultivate and harvest the food upon which much of the…

TIL talbots is still around. my mom will be thrilled.

His attitude that this was all normal and no big deal was definitely a huge part of the abuse. Making women question their own sense of reality and normality was one of the things he liked.

This Comedy Central ad is AWFUL please stop running it it’s so obnoxious/disruptive - it won’t let you scroll past.

You forgot that she said she got rid of the chicken skin cause it was “gross” and Ayesha said “We don’t get rid of it. It’s not gross.”

It seems like a small scale roaster found a problem and did the responsible thing. Am I missing something?

I was a super responsible teen. I worked more than 20 hours a week while getting good grades and helping around the house. I have to say, I kind of feel like I wasted my youth. There are somethings that I would never take back, like being the first person in my family to go to college and breaking the cycle of…

The only doctor who will convince me to stop eating ice cream is the one performing my autopsy.

Also you can’t raise kids for food. Takes too long I’m hungry now not 11 years from now Jaydhen!

Goddess grant me the confidence and hubris of a completely, mediocre white dude.

Ooh look at you Mr optimist that the world will still be here in 2024.

There will never be a world without nuclear weapons as the genie will never go back in the bottle.

I constantly have to shut down requests to open an artisinal bakery down there.

Are there even any newish “grew up poor” celebrities out there?

I just spoke with Satan, and he is not on board with this. He does not want a sudden flood of Senators and is afraid that McConnell will take over. I’m paraphrasing, but he said something like “Sure, this is Hell, but sheesh, let’s be reasonable.”

Absolutely unacceptable. I’m throwing my support behind “2 Girls, 1 Election”!