Yeah...she’s batshit for real

Our household opinion is he had to pick Vanessa because Raven would have legit married him. Vanessa gives him the convenient “not gonna move to Canada better break up and pursue my reality acting/reality dancing/reality men’s hair products career”

the general consensus (at least here on jez) is that vanessa, although insanely gorgeous, is nuts. people seem to think she’s lost it after a big breakup in the past, which explains her family’s over-the-top protectiveness.

I thought for a second that the “HISTORIC BACHELOR SURPRISE” last night was going to be that Nick was going to do the final rose ceremony right then and there on live TV.

she may have won, but she ain’t the best

AND the fear in nick’s eyes last night

Did the constant reminder that she is “NOT THE EASIEST PERSON TO BE WITH *MANIACAL LAUGH*” make you come to that conclusion? ;)

They’re like “You JUST got off probation after the last time...”

HAHA! YES! As evidenced by the genuine fear in the eyes of all her family members at the prospect of her dating someone again.

Def a bunny boiler.

I’m still standing by my earlier assessment that Vanessa is insane.

I was glad to see how well Raven handled being rejected. That girl took it like a CHAMP. He was standing there, blubbering all over the place and she held her head high. Good for her.

And he inhales like he’s sucking his teeth free of quinoa.

Nick looked so uncomfortable and not very happy while sitting next to Vanessa... also the entire entrance of the new contestants for Rachel was so unbelievably awkward. However, I can’t wait to see Raven on Paradise. I bet she is going to be the one all the guys want and leave their current flames for.

About three minutes in I turned to my husband and said “As if I didn’t already know, its clear Vanessa is going to win. The whole storyline is that he might get rejected, and they are setting her up to POSSIBLY reject him.” It was so obvious and although I like the show for the ridiculousness of it all, I really do…

I’m more distracted by his mouth never moving when he talks. Are we sure there isn’t a hand up his ass?

I feel like the sole reason for this season was to get a black woman far enough into the season to cast her as the bachelorette. So, basically an almost season long promo for the bachelorette.

I NEED MORE SCHMIDT ANTICS IN MY LIFE THO

I cannot look at J Balvin and not see Giorgio Tsoukalos.

pretty sure god would care MORE about the abuse of these poor kids than she would whose genitals they put their mouths on.