Wine truths! I think the line is asking what other people’s excuse is, like...I’m just here. Nothing about me requires an excuse. But sure, show off your six pack if you got one, I am impressed by hard work.

I have two kids and I’ve had to sit through Kobe’s last game for the past two hours so I’ve had a couple of glasses of wine. The two aren’t connected but #1 gives me a right to have an opinion on this and #2 explains my attitude.

Have him after I’m done boo

Please interview my obnoxious boo James Kennedy and ask about his pump album.

kim is our generation’s greatest mind.

That was one of the most ridiculous sentences ever uttered. On top of being an overall professional useless person, she is apparently also the Princess of SketchComedyStan and decides, in a single thumbs up or thumbs down vote, whether your comedy is “serious”, undoubtedly based on her illustrious career as a very…

“I take sketch comedy very seriously.”

Does anyone else think that Ariana has become SIGNIFICANTLY more insufferable by the day? I know she was supposed to be some sort of resident, “cool girl, laid back, IDGAF” chick but I find her to be SO irksome. She and Tom’s inflated senses of self-importance are absolutely staggering.

Prom 2000. I didn’t really do makeup. But I did do TONS of Frizzease in my hair.

Prom 2001 here. Yep, It was frosted eyeshadows, chunky heels and frosty matching dresses in pastels.

Ugh that’s so far away. Kate can we start a bachelor in paradise fantasy league type contest? I bet long ago that Lace would be on it and she is!

While I’m all about a diverse bachelorette, I would not have tuned in for Caila. She was low-key crazy, and not in an endearing or amusing way. I think ABC was going to cast her, but she was just too boring. I seriously doubt this was a race issue. It was a boring issue.

Truly, the lack of fawning over Goldie is embarrassing for everyone in this comment section.

I feel like you people are not talking enough about how beguiling my child is and talking too much about how to reinterpret an exchange about a chair that two adults already interpreted for you. Trust us that in the moment it felt like a very weird question given there wasn’t even a third chair at the table to begin…

Every time a member at my church goes in for surgery or a medical treatment, the first thing we do is pray for the hands of the doctor, nurses and medical staff. Miracles are worked through their hands, denying the miraculousness of modern medicine is ludacris.

I mean I watched the whole the whole thing, and even though intellectually what they were saying had merit. Jami and Amber weren’t there to talk about how about colorism and how damaging it can be. They were there to continue to bully and harass ju ju bee under the disguise of elevated conversation. Cause they were…

No, but here’s a Lennie Briscoe moment to take the pain away:

OMG Mark I love you so much.