Because there content about him in this article?

everybody’s first crush...

When you see footprints beside you? It was then that the metal carried you.

Did they really try to make that connection? I mean Kate Middleton has a lot of other things she can rub people’s noses in, if she wanted to, for goodness sake. Also, she has always “recycled” her outfits which is something I’ve always liked and appreciated about her.

Barfing because of migraines is easily the worst reason to barf. Even though I usually feel 90% better afterwards. Still the worst.

Holy shit yes. I hadn’t been by the site in about three or four years, and a couple weeks ago I found myself there and was just appalled. It’s all horrific click-bait headlines from awful people telling awful stories about awful things.

I have always thought Vincent Gallo was hot in that really gross, shameful way. Like, I would but I wouldn’t want my friends knowing about it. But he’d have to buy the drinks: ain’t no way I’d pay a red cent for a night with him.

You’re only as old as you feel!!!

How someone even hears the phrase “International Hot School” and doesn’t collapse on the floor laughing is beyond me. Dude can’t even name things right.

Who? The only one I'm aware of is Yolanda. Asking sincerely.

And then to top everything, they don’t even show which of the main cast Jeffrey Dean Morgan beat to death with his baseball bat.

Honestly, I think my family topped even Kanye’s Mother’s Day.

Do you guys just look for an excuse to be snarky? Michael Phelps, as ridiculous as he is, is probably shirtless because he’s practicing skin to skin contact with his child, something that promotes intimacy with fathers and their babies. Christ.

Also very interested in the phone number. Is it #311? Can I text? Is it only given out at church after you’ve been saved? Pretty sure I got saved like 4 or 5 times and never got the digits.

“Frelee is the reason that I survived my naturopath,”

I will always have a thing for Hugh Laurie and I’m kinda jealous of Mindy right now.

Fool me once...

I too hate it when people ask me for a favor and I’m roped into laying siege on Troy for 11 years

I’m now disappointed every time Katy Perry isn’t riding a giant golden lion.

Yeah, well I’d like my optimism and self esteem back, but we can’t always get what we want, Katy.