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The high hook up rate must be because they’ll take anyone who doesn’t roll their eyes when they start telling them about their love of cross-fit.

Can we let Ru Paul host it, because i would watch that. Back to back with drag race if possible. and every season could have a crossover episode.

THANK YOU. Disclaimer, I am a white male with published sci-fi. some of my friends are white males that publish sci fi, and some of my favorite sci fi has been written by white males.

I’d rather see “child of a Pinterest mom”.

I feel like Lover Town and Flavor Town are suburbs of the same terrible city.

Ya i have a really hard time on jezebel since prison abolition is such a huge part of my feminism. Like being in jail before your trial is unjust and we shouldn’t let our anger and need for revenge blind us from human rights. We can’t take away human rights just because someone is a vile horrible human.

HE NEVER DESERVED HER.

Thank Christ we are normal everyday people and don't have to do this type of shit to feel valid. Poor Kylie just wants to wear sweats and climb some hills.

I’d feel uncomfortable, too, since this man is clearly Jason Biggs.

The part of that video during the false ending where the gerbil walks through the plastic tube never, ever fails to crack me up.

Since I have started hitting the anger stage/ giving no fucks about anything stage in my breakup...I probably would have put on my head phone and started doing squats and random zumba moves in front of the place because I came to work out and I'm working out.

This PSA has been brought to you by Rick James, Bitch...

Oh man! I actually took a picture of something I made today - hopefully someone stars me! It’s an apple and chicken-sausage stuffed acorn squash - made it for dinner last night and had one left over. it reheated beautifully and made a boring work lunch at my desk feel a bit more like a treat.

They both are so good looking but seem like they’d be super boring.

Hotline Blung.

He even looks good in questionable pants and a blurry picture. GOD MADE THIS ONE ON PURPOSE.

I have never been jealous of Reese Witherspoon...until now. She got to bang (or at least kiss) Billy Chenowith!

Okay, real talk: Who wouldn't want to play Hide and Seek in a huge house on three acres? I mean, fuck Tom Cruise, but that sounds dope.