Guys. Guys! Guyssssss. It’s not like she was (whispers) a caramel latte if you know what I mean....she um.....I mean everyone should follow the law, but it’s not like she (whispers) was a chocolate chip brownie if you know what I mean. People make mistakes! All that paperwork! But it not like she was (in a loud…

I imagine the word “dude” featured prominently.

Closer to Bill Sikes with money.

“Free all inclusive cruises to the Americas and they still complain about it to this day.” ~ Bill O’ the Clown

I don’t remember who tweeted it, so I apologize for not giving credit, but there was a tweet last night along the lines of...

As a feminist, I am naturally committed to the project of making ALL young boys cease to believe in themselves; either with a woman president or a witchy potion introduced into the water supply, whichever comes first.

And there it is. It is no longer about Sanders, if it ever was. It's just about your precious unsustainable imaginary future and not the hard god damn work it's going to take to get there. Privilege plain and simple, what will it hurt if Trump gets elected? They won't feel any pain from his insanity.

WHAT DO WE WANT? (confused murmur)

The sheer number of humans who seem to think “it’s not me, it’s you” is called for when someone calls them on inappropriate bullshit stuns and amazes me. No, narcissistic asshole, it’s def you.

Take a picture of yourself and a child you have some relationship to (your child, grandchild, nibling, neighbor’s kid; hell use a pet) with your faces framing OFFBH’s stupid post. Put your picture on Facebook with the caption “Teaching [child’s name] why it’s important not to be a ridiculous shamey douche.”

Re: 2- Share and Shame, a la Dani Mathers or the Taylor Swift ham sandwich person? And by that, I mean share his entire post with every feminist entity on Facebook?

I’d respond with “Oh. I get it now. It’s super funny.” with a link to a story about the Playmate of the year who stupidly and illegally posted a naked picture of another woman to her Snapchat in an attempt to publicly shame her/because she thought it was funny.

I don’t really have a good answer for what to do about this creepy man, but I wanted to state my simple appreciation that you are concerned about it and trying to do something about it.

it is a solace to me too, that you and others like you are contributing to the next generation to offset such assholes.

sorry, that may have sounded harsh. i just have nothing left for assholes like this, and it makes me so angry that they have the next generation to pollute with their “ideas”. hearing about jackasses like this dude makes me more and more glad every day that i never had kids—kids that might have interacted with his…

Fucking Obnoxious Friends From Back Home. That’s all I have to say.

I love it when assholes justify their jokes with “you don’t understand comedy.” No, sweetie, you don’t understand comedy, because that’s not funny.

instead of teaching his daughter “how to sit like a lady” *vom* he should be teaching himself not to post upskirt photos like a creepster perv. troglodytes like this should be castrated at puberty to prevent them from producing offspring.

1) What the fuck indeed. Your friend has a terrible and slut-shamey (or, modestly-dressed-lady-shamey as the case may be?) sense of humor.

Re: #2; have you considered lighting his computer on fire? Or him? Or yourself? Or everything? There are so many options with fire.