Yes, it’s extremely disappointing to hear reinforcement of such essentialist attitudes from an icon. This feels very reminiscent of the years NOW excluded and disparaged the lesbian perspective, (and lesbian feminists in turn excluding and disparaging the butch experience, and butch lesbians excluding and disparaging…

For REAL. Thanks for letting girls know ahead of time that you don’t know how to work a girl!

I care! I’m turning 36 in a couple of weeks. If Queen Bey is already 36, then that whole “You have as many hours a day as Beyonce” argument doesn’t hold water, because SHE got a head start! Which totally justifies my being on Jezebel and eating peanut butter Ritz Bits right now instead of working on a research paper!

And is the 36-year-old victim Kuzyk actually a realtor, or is she really a relator? Maybe relator is some Canadian occupation with which I’m unfamiliar. It sounds like it should be some sort of empathy-building professional. Could explain why Canadians are so nice. If that’s the case, please accept my apology for…

I am ambivalent about life aboard a train, as trains in NJ are filled with soulless, dead-eyed commute zombies. Needed to reply to throw major love to the Natty Gann cover photo. Pretty sure she’s how I figured out I like girls in general and tomboy-girls specifically. Grazie mille.

I’m a reformed offender. To be fair, I took that shit to the ultimate level and called them “Reesies Piecies.” I think that my parents found it cute and so they didn’t correct me, until I humiliatingly realized through a public interaction that I had been way wrong the whole time. (See also: “heartbeeps.”)

I’m a reformed offender. To be fair, I took that shit to the ultimate level and called them “Reesies Piecies.” I think that my parents found it cute and so they didn’t correct me, until I humiliatingly realized through a public interaction that I had been way wrong the whole time. (See also: “heartbeeps.”)

I’m a reformed offender. To be fair, I took that shit to the ultimate level and called them “Reesies Piecies.” I think that my parents found it cute and so they didn’t correct me, until I humiliatingly realized through a public interaction that I had been way wrong the whole time. (See also: “heartbeeps.”)

Meh. I’m just betting on the fact that she’ll listen to a kidnapper calling her name as well as she listens to me calling her to the dinner table.

My two immediate, disparate responses to this:

Matthew 24:29 "Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken, and seriously disturbing shit like this will show up in the App Store."

Technically, a 'shotgun wedding' reference would involve a picture of her DAD with the gun, pointing at that kid, while the bride-to-be mockingly pulls at her father in a "BUT I LOVE HIM, DADDY!" kind of way.

There are so many things that apparently reside on that pesky lil' guy. Pay gap, for example.

There are so many things that apparently reside on that pesky lil' guy. Pay gap, for example.

There are so many things that apparently reside on that pesky lil' guy. Pay gap, for example.

There are so many things that apparently reside on that pesky lil' guy. Pay gap, for example.