It COULD take years, but our svelte, 6'4, 239lb 74 y/o president already has a few factors working against him. “People say”-not me, but people-that the virus is looking at him “very strongly” right now, so “we’ll see what happens.”

But but but THAT COULD TAKE YEARS!!!!! I couldn’t take it. I’d be happy to see his kids and sycophants and enablers go down, believe me. Bigly.

I recommend an orange/cream cake as well as themed cakes for all the top enablers/flunkies around him.

I want him to lose of course, but dying the next day would let him off too lightly. Let him live long enough to see all the pending cases against him prosecuted. Let him live just long enough to see himself lose everything. Let him see his kids being convicted. Then when he has nothing left except his failing health…

Co-worker of my wife made a cake for the whole staff when Obama was elected. They (wife and the co-worker) were the only liberals in an all Republican staff up in the red-ass state of Alaska so it was especially fun; apparently, whenever people would come in and grab a bite of the bonus treat and inquire as to the…

Same here!

“I’m speaking.”

Further information:

When you are steaming cow flops, it tends to attract....

When you are letting steaming cow flops fall outta your mouth at regular intervals, it tends to attract.....

I had a relationship that ended in stalking behavior a few years back. I see so much of our dynamic in this couple - I was never as enthusiastic as he was, and he pursued me unrelentingly despite my ambivalence. The worst part of the experience was my friends and family framing his behavior as flattering and…

The beehives were on the synagogue’s property. They were on the correct side of a fence that abutted these Qidiots. They destroyed them because THE BEES flew on to their property...

This is entirely OT and my apologies for it but I can’t hold it in.

*White, millionaire, land owning, straight, evangelical Christian male.

I hear good things about snake handling too! Worth a shot!

He never has and the evangelicals doesn’t give a shit that he doesn’t.

You’re forgetting the GOP motto: It’s bad except for when I need it and I’ll make sure you cant access it when I’m done.

How interesting that supposedly ironclad convictions can disappear in a moment of mortal crisis.

I’m just imagining, mostly with sadness, the sort of horrible, fucked up life that could lead to someone looking at a clearly unhealthy man, standing on a balcony in a transparent attempt to appear triumphant but instead struggling to perform the basic act of breathing (entirely as a result of his own failures and…