My dog is home after a week at the vet and I am staying in to cuddle and tell him how much I missed him, but he smells SO BAD. He can't have a bath til his stitches are all out. And he is expressing how much he missed me by repeatly trying to shove his gross probably peed on paw in my mouth. The joys of…

Add my tiny trombone to your violins and we're on our way to an orchestra.

I am not having a good night. Blah blah loneliness. Blah blah tiny violins.

I had a baby at 35 weeks last week. This is our first full day home and he is doing so great. And I'm doing great. After a terrible emergency c-section delivery two years ago and a bout of post-partum depression that put me in the hospital, getting a delivery that I am happy with is a huge accomplishment. And…

Nah, everyone loved me then and people still love me now.

If it doesn't vibrate it ain't worth it.

Except when craft services is stocked with granola bars and fruit...those are the worst.

Craft services, mostly. (That is the only reason I wanted to get into movies.)

Actually, the 'am I black again?' did make me laugh.

Hang in there, I predict it will happen in 3 years.

I'll definitely check it out next time I go there!

Try emailing one of the authors or moderators for help - sometimes that can get an accidentally dropped black status reinstated.

Longmire on Netflix - based on the Craig Johnson books.

If she insults you, I would just say something like, "I find that offensive. Please don't say such things about me." Or something similar, stay calm and repeat the same phrase every time she gets in your face. So what, you over shared, she doesn't get to beat you over the head with it forever.

Existing while black has always been a crime in America......people just used to get away with it no questions asked. Now we pretend to have trials and still let people get away with murder.

Oh you silly goose, didn't you get the memo? Blacks aren't human beings.

I did and I almost gave myself a rage stroke. Apparently a black man simply existing is enough to make a white man feel threatened enough to claim self defense. Apparently black men have to whistle Vivaldi and try to appear as non-threatening as possible just to make sure all of us white people feel nice and safe.…

I have nothing productive to add to this SNS except I hate this point in my cycle (where my period could start at any moment) because I am constantly hungry. I just ate a whole pizza and still feel like I could eat a second and have room for something else after that.

Because he's gross, that's why. Tell that mutherfucker to leave you alone! You are not obligated to feel flattered because some dickwad told you you look pretty.