Also, “medecins sans frontieres”?? Just say Doctors Without Borders, you pretentious asshat. This was like the physical embodiment of a humblebrag.

<dialing police> “go on.......”

I mean, it was huge pop culture news. It’d be weirder if they didn’t approach the subject.

filed to: “if i did it”

yes hello its scripted in the sense that the producers sat all 3 sisters down and prompted them to have this conversation

What do we want?!

I hope Beyonce does a duet with Taylor Swift. And then Beyonce, Jay Z and Taylor all go on holiday together and post lots of photos on instagram

I’m actually on the other side of 35, I was speaking of past me. But the fact you think the ability to recognize a has-been has anything to do with age is lame. Her not being shit would still be true if I were 15, so have a seat with your randomly dismissive attitude. She hasn’t been shit for a long time and it…

Susan Sarandon’s daughter always has some dramatic tale about her nurse or babysitter or some other child caregiver. Something is off.

...........ok Lea Michele. “Ok”

Goddamn, Talib is an asshole.

For fuck’s sake, a private company can’t violate your first amendment rights, you dumbass.

Explain to me how this is the Patriots fault? Oh yeah I forgot anytime anything bad happens to any other player in the NFL it’s Belichick’s black voodoo warlock magic.

“But I just wanted to tell you in front of everybody today that I do forgive you. My religion teaches me to forgive so that I can move on with my life. If I hold a grudge and I hold the hate you hold towards me against you, it’s not going to serve me well. So in front of everybody here, I do forgive you, and I hope…

In defense of Teller, I can just say that I regularly drive in the Valley and there are many dick drivers who just don’t seem to care. He has a vintage Ford Bronco coveted by many. He did express concern for those who were injured, but he has a right to be angry for anyone who makes a left in front of you without a…

Dude, I haven’t seen someone take this many L’s in one thread in a while. This is where you take a step back, realize all of the people are right, your take is bad, then you can just get better from there. You may still have a long Kinja career ahead of you. This doesn’t have to be the end.  

This is really the hill you are trying to die on? You were wrong, your post was bad, move on.

How is ‘fairly hefty’? Blatant cheating and a slap on the wrist. Pats copped a million dollar fine and a first round pick as well as some change for playing football in cold weather.

No, you’re just very, very stupid.

You’re comparing raping someone to flipping the bird.