jesus I told myself I would read one more of these before bed WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE THIS ONE!! excellent story

holy shit. this is the first story that actually made my blood run cold. humans are far more frightening than anything paranormal.

ELEVEN

I considered that about the guns but I assume knives can stab and other blunt force objects

This seems like such a cool premise, but I question its sustainability over several seasons. Also, how do the guests know who is a robot and who is a fellow guest? Like what if they accidentally shoot or try to rape a paying guest thinking it’s a robot? That was the only glaring thing for me, everything else I can…

This is so odd. He is quite active on facebook though, updating several times a day. I wonder if its really him. If it is, he sounds perfectly upbeat.

She came out in June of 2016? TIME TRAVELER!!!!!

I believe four of the victims were his sisters, and one babysitter.

Thank you Tina. Love the username! #uterusesbeforeduderuses

Unrelated to tweet beat, but your pop up ads that you cant x-out of for 5 seconds are really really bad :( come on gawker media.

I’ve tried to update 7 different times today, and it’s given me an error message every time. Any one else having this issue?

I don’t know what else to say but are you fucking kidding me.

I forget all the time that I even did this, then once in a while I’ll remember and be like — the fuck was wrong with me hahaha. Like someone mentioned, its pretty harmless as far as internet impersonation goes but what 13 year old pretends to be a mom? I swear I’m normal (still childless!) now.

I’ve also been noticing those “skip ad after 5 seconds” pop ups which are the fucking worst. Why you gotta do us like that gawker media

When I was about 13, I pretended to be a soon to be mother on a baby name message board. I really liked baby names at the time (girl names only, der), carefully maintaining lists for all my future children. This was back around 2001 so it was a very primitive message boards, but I was extremely active, becoming a top…

Autocorrect is not the friend to a modern-day lady sexter. Pussy turns to Pissy, mmmm turns to mom. The struggle is real

At 52 it would have been some miracle, but thank god, NO! :)

I hope this isnt like American Horror story, where the first season was fantastic and it slowly but surely goes downhill from there. Also, the trailer is basically just “people looking perplexed”. Now that they’ve removed the occult portion, I have no idea what this show is going to be about.

We didnt have an open bar mainly because some of my relatives would not be able to handle the responsibility. Also because its fucking expensive. We did it for the cocktail hour only and no one complained. Or if they did they did it the way I prefer- behind my back.

A few years ago (before I was married) on April Fools I texted my mom mid conversation, “Btw, I’m pregnant”.