I have weekends free if you ever want to road trip and get your Tonya Harding on with his old friend/new lady friend :)

She looks like a Real Doll come to life in that gif.

I have to agree with Bette. Something about Ariana Grande's persona is so off putting and creepy. It's like she's trying channel Brooke Shields in Sexy Baby all the time.

My friends and I downed Rain like it was going out of style.

Oh man. My bff and I used to walk over to 7-11 and get some Surge, then stay up all night at my house watching anime, reading fanfics (on dial-up using AOL), and writing painful fantasy novels in spiral notebooks. It was the BEST. Also, remember the Snapple element drinks?? Fire and Moon were my jam.

It's okay, Jessica Lange. You're the winner of my heart.

Jessica Lange clearly deserves all the awards, ever. So that reaction is understandable!

Oh Jessica, I love you and your fabulous

The first thing I thought of when I saw JLaw's dress was the sheet Ariel wears when she washes up on the beach

I would bang Alan Rickman until we used up the word "bang" and English would have to invent a new word. And then we'd use up that one too.

You guys. Can we not just appreciate the sentiment instead of wondering if she lit-rally wants to ban calling people fat?

Good luck! Every time you bit your tongue to avoid pointing out her father's awful behavior, remember that someday she will be older and figure it out herself. Then you will clearly be the bigger person. Because you tried to make a good Christmas and didn't call her father names.

Oh wow, I'm sorry to hear that. That's awful. It will get better, I promise.

While I know I said go ahead and be that guy up thread, I was thinking about relationships with no children involved. Your ex's move is that of a dick. When there are children, the right thing to do is to figure out how to minimize the impact on them.

I'm so sorry! I know it doesn't seem like it now, but it's never a waste. You and your daughter will be better people for it, I'm sure. I hope you have a beautiful holiday in spite of it.

It's a grey area. Like, how we would feel the same way if we ever had footage of a Kardashian getting injured. We all KNOW that somewhere inside is a human, but all we can SEE is the costume...