The DA said it was because he was too drunk to know what he was doing, thus accepting the intoxication excuse - in clear violation of Pennsylvania law prohibiting intoxication as a defense. The DA said this.

Well, that’s what she stated. The DA’s office is saying that’s not true.

ugh, you are insufferable

What a stupid and trolling response. Grow up, child.

>I will make myself successful.

Could we please just bury the “accrue wealth through Hard Work(TM)“ meme? If we ake a good long look at real life, social realities smash this nonsense. Asian workers are literally worked to death in Foxconn factories and elsewhere building our consumer electronics, while hedge fund managers whose sole work consists…

Lol. Did I trigger you?

On time, just like a dealer looking for a new customer.

It’s not intended to be accurate, it’s intended to talk you out of “wasting your vote” on anyone but Hillary. Under this thinking, a protest candidate who will never hold any power must be ideologically flawless, whereas you’re expected to accept actual corruption and support for war crimes in a “lesser of two evils”…

I was trying to think of one of the worst, still technically food items to give the beer can chicken treatment to.

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Fish sauce.

Hey Chilledmilk,

Your problems truly are epic. I would suggest wearing clothes and carrying items in a way that does not injure your body or invade your clear and exacting sense of style. It is 2016 I have faith that we have solved this wallet & key conundrum you now find yourself in. Stay the course, you will find a solution.

So, do you have any specific instances you can point to? I’m open to your point, but I need more than generalization.

I personally think that if someone is willing to and wants to work for a lower wage, than someone else, they should have the right to do so. There is something to be said about allowing people to freely contract out their time at a wage they feel comfortable with.

Keep licking those corporate boots! Maybe someday your overlords will reward you with more scraps in the race to the bottom!

I’m sorry, I have to say something. I’m a Bernie supporter, and a longtime Jezebel reader, AND I was there in the room. I shot some videos that have been aired on major networks, and I actually have a relatively neutral perspective. Could you please interview me for an alternate view of what happened, instead of just…

This might be one of the reasons I stopped watching - Brock Lesnar, in my opinion, was the start of it all but even he started to wise up towards the end of his short career and I definitely respected him more at that time.

gives them more freedom than they could ever get in 95% of the world

Wow, do you say things like Obama-phone, too?

LOL. “Free stuff.”