His hair pattern-ing reminds me of my Dutch exboyfriend. Weirdly patchy but vociferous where present. For this reason alone, I imagine James Franco both feels and smells like my ex, which is making me pull an angry cat face alone in my bedroom. Sticky and like cigarettes/cocaine, in case you were wondering.

Word. If I ever manage to manifest my version of god into reality, she'd love it if I sent some balloons from time to time. Everybody loves a (biodegradable) gift just to say 'hello, I'm thinking about you enough to put my body gas in this container for you as a gift." My god would be into that.

I grew up in the Ogden Valley - so even the rest of Utah thought we were hicks. It was a strange thing to wake up one day at university and realize I was never the crazy one...

Older boys* sorry. So many typos. It's night time in Beirut and well... wine.

That's not even the best of my adolescence in Utah bit. I was once bulled because I was raised episcopalian - arguably the least offensive religion of all time - and asked if I "prayed to god by sending balloons into heaven". But to the point of the prom weirdness, I once worked up the courage to ask a very cute (very…

This does not surprise me. So far as I can tell, I narrowly missed being inducted into a cult where all women have three children by age 28 and are professional photographers. Only in Utah are there enough weddings and babies to support 50% of the state population making a living from photographic these critical life…

I didn't realize that this was unique to Utah until I went to University. I'm in my late twenties now, but as far as I know, this has been the way of promposing for a while now in the beehive state. It was incredibly stressful - you lived in constant fear that the wrong guy would ask first in some hugely elaborate…

As well you should. That said, and apologies for putting the song in your head, but it is a pretty beautiful place:

Little known fact - Celine Dion is basically the most famous singer in the tiny, central/east African country of Burundi. Where I lived. For two years. Celine Dion is so popular, that I did a pub quiz once that included not one, not two, but three questions about Celine Dion. Getting in a taxi? Celine Dion. Going out…

You Jezzies are amazing :)

I'm still trying to differentiate between her and Brooklyn Decker. They blend together for me and I really struggle understand all the whoopdie doo about her figure when there are basically two of them.

On that note... I'm actually trying to raise money to bring my pup back from a war zone (we weren't allowed to take pets when we were evacuated) and trying to also raise funds for the Kenyan SPCA as she's now a refugee pooch in Nairobi. If you have a strong network of animal lovers who will understand how unthinkable…

In the event you are still following this thread, I'm looking to raise money to bring my pup back from a war zone (we weren't allowed to take pets when we were evacuated) and trying to also raise funds for the Kenyan SPCA as she's now a refugee pup in Kenya. If you have a strong network of animal lovers who will…

In the crazy event that you are still following this threat - there is not an indiegogo campaign to bring Olive home and raise money for the Kenyan SPCA. If you you know any hardcore dog lovers, I appreciate all shares! https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/bring…

I don't think you ought to lay down and take anything - that's not how dialogue works. Rather, I suggest that there enough counter examples to merit further research. I happen to be a working anthropologist (a true rarity) and thus happen to have different perspective on the gender narrative that I think is under…

You've ignored entirely the points I've made about distribution of labour, including hunting (which many human women have done) and agriculture (which many women and men shared). Many cultures have had rites of passage that require different things from men and women - there are several examples for both men and women…

Whilst that can be demonstrated in some geographies in some periods of human history - other arrangements have been seen and, arguably, may have been even more common over the course of human development. For example, in many subsaharan hunter gather groups, women's labour hours were greater than men's and they were…

I was kind of surprised reading through - you have to be intentionally daft to make those kinds of comments. I suspect troll.

Most of these look like they came out of the Robin Sparkles tour wardrobe.

I'm in a long distance relationship. I totally admit to being the person texting utterly salacious things - when I'm actually covered in spot cream and binging on meringues and Buffy reruns (Giles 4-life. You all know he gave you nether regional butterflies and it was confusing because he was your dad's age.) Anyway, …