This pandemic has been awesome for us regular folks that get to witness how celebrity culture is crumbling right before us. Many of them aren't handling it all too well and with no help of a publicist the common sense goes out the window. How difficult is it not to say anything? 

I see them as patients in a very chic sanitarium.

Life Hack: Constantly mispronounce “Bagel” in order to quickly identify narcissists who try to correct you.

Prince Philip doesn’t look a day over 200.

The Chainsmokers are like if a can of Four Loko wished upon a star to become a real boy was granted its wish.

BTW, Hilda Solis is best remembered as a Congresswoman from LA and Obama’s first Labor Secretary, first Latina in a presidential cabinet.

And women are supposed to be the overly dramatic, irrational ones who can't control themselves....

“...filed a lawsuit accusing former America’s Newsroom host Ed Henry of violent sexual assault and rape, while co-plaintiff and frequent Fox News guest Cathy Areu leveled harassment allegations against several current hosts including Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson and Howard Kurtz.”

IDK, I’m having flashbacks from my years going to Boston-area art parties.

To be fair, with the amount of (what normal people would consider private) information this family shares with the world, how was Kanye to know where the line was?

is someone in trouble or not? I can’t tell if this is a joke or not, it’s written so flippantly.

No, even for someone actually from Portland this makes no sense.

You seem like a fun person to be around.

Purely out of curiosity: Are you a Whedon stan who happens to be a shitbird, or are you a bog-standard shitbird who wallows in whatever filth it finds? 

Maybe!

“Coastal elites”
Who is going to tell him that being from North Carolina also makes him “coastal”.

But you gotta admit it’s pretty on-brand to shoot this video in a building where many of the builders were never paid for their work.

Am I a Swifty now? Is that the lingo? I am old and do not particularly like her music but she seems ok now. Gabriel Union on the other hand has always been awesome. Maybe I'm Unionist. That sounds right on all levels. 

• Dina Lohan is engaged to that dude from the internet she’s never met.

Given Tesla’s quality control issues, I’m assuming this was merely an opportunity for Musk to disappoint two women at once.