Oh F the used clothing and cars. Seriously, its good old fashioned H2O that will have the Duggars embroiling themselves in some kind of self-righteous Running Man style shenanigans in the not too distant future... Well, all of them and all of us.... Its been a rough March, feeling a little doomsday-y today. Sorry.

What fresh hell is this? Hey Gawker Inc., I'm pretty annoyed that you are joining the data mining bandwagon.

Oh no, don't look at Kansas. We led the crazy charge for a whiiiiiiiile. Lets pass the cray cray torch to someone else. *Glances at Arizona but tries not to make eye contact.

Oh Karl, you are a shitty little designer... You are like one of those college professors who used to be pretty cool until they received tenure and now don't bother publishing, researching or even reading anything new. Your syllabus hasn't changed in years and it shows. For reals, your Macy's line is so gross and…

Yeah...And as far as I know there isn't a history of abuse and cover up in the electrician's union.

Whilst I applaud the mag for not shopping Ms. Blanchett within an inch of her life and I applaud her for agreeing to be un-shopped, lets not forget the men and women behind the camera that helped her look amazing: make-up artists, stylists, art directors, gaffers, electricians, grips and camera assistants... I mean,…

Can we at least charge the church the cost of the investigation? I mean, if they are going to systematically abuse children and cover it up AND still receive a tax exempt status all on the tax payer's dime, can we please invoice them??

Dear Arizona, You're hogging an awful lot 'o' crazy these days. Please leave some for the rest of us. Thanks, Kansas

The power of crazy compels you!

SO Old Man McAngry said one thing that wasn't totally, fucking ridiculous and he gets an A+? Please. We have set the bar so low that ANYTHING that is not an overt act of aggression (although I doubt that his stance is purely altruistic since it is an election year and he wants his morons to win) from the party of…

I wonder what is the average family size for this Quiver-full nonsense?

Hipster orgy at my place!

Yeah.... F that. As long as those douchenozzels get a tax exempt status, they need to sit the fuck out of trying to make legislation and they need to be inclusive. Period.

I would totally watch the crap out of that flick...As long as she snuffed out the novelist first.

That promise, you fucking moron, will be an easy one for you to keep since you will NEVER GET THE FUCKING NOMINATION AND THUSLY WILL NEVER GET INTO OVAL OFFICE. ...Sorry for yelling, everyone, I just hate him with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns.

Marc Jacobs has always been and will always be a complete asshole. I hope this gets around the internet enough that his co, at the very least, gets shamed into paying her back wages. I take it there is no organized model union. There should be.

Thank you!

"Typical play-the-victim mentality"?

I need to see the roll call on this so I know which, if any, fucking dems voted in favor of this abomination passing...

So what does that make dudes who get their boner pills through employer-provided health care?