I hope the red dye in those Versace towels fades right the fuck out and they turn a sad shade of trying too hard, you incredible douche bag.

Which is hilarious/pathetic given the Catholic Church's child abuse record and other religion's subjugation of various groups.... Fuck. This.

Fuck you and your racist, tax-exempt ass. I'm sorry, but WHY do we allow this shit to go on when we, the tax payers, are footing the bills?

Who reanimated Ann Coulter?

I hear Hot topic is hiring....

The only way to win is to not play.

We will always have the Scientologists.

Rob Huebel! Were you hiding in my closet yesterday when I threw away underpants that were a decade old and felt REALLY bad doing it??? I made myself a bellini and felt better.

Why would God give a shit where I sit on a bus? Isn't he too busy not existing?

Fuck. That.

Both my little furry little goblins were adopted through shelters and both required payment.

Um, all due respect to Ms. Stodden but, uh, 17? Really?

The only breasts worth saving are sexualized ones.

J-Mac: we ALL know you get paid to tweet about this chamber of horrors.

@J. Collins: YES.

Got that, Ladies? In order to live up to this you need to be sexy, but not too sexy, thin but don't talk about it and passive aggressive. Did I miss anything?

This is the kind of boring shit I have come to expect from a celebrity with an big ego and no fashion degree. See also: Lohan's Ungaro collection.

Yes.

No. I find super clingy shampoos like Pantene way harder to rinse out than the oil and eggs.

Moroccan hair oil is a-mazing. But pricey. I use to put a mixture of olive oil and raw eggs on my hair for 20 minutes or so and then rinse it out. It made my hair super soft and shiny.