@labeled: CRAZY AUNT KANYE: I'm going to call my mom and thank her for everything, ever.

@introverted_innovator: Too bad Don Simpson is already dead, he would have rounded out that line-up nicely.

@Our deeds are fetters that we forge ourselves: I love all of you very, very much.

I've reached an age where I look at Sarah Silverman and think " Fuckin' unfunny twit"...

@i'vemadeahugemistake: Sad Face.

When do we just get to be?

She looks like the "fantasy girl" in an 80s movie about skiing...

@feelingHELLAstabby: Awesome.

@Phyllis Nefler: I love you all. And remember the dude from Cheers was the camp director and Aniston's dad?! Also, Paul from Wonder Years and Chad Allen from Our House and Dr. Quinn!

Sarah: It not that the word "feminism" has been hijacked, we just want to keep it from you until you know what it means and how to use it correctly. Also, I hate you.

@morninggloria: Well played.

@Rah_power: Purple monkey dishwasher!

Yes KC, I'm sure your body is super healthy after only ingesting lemon juice, maple syrup, cayenne pepper and water for an unspecified amount of time. I'm sure your cleanse has nothing to do with your need for a spotlight or perpetuating an unrealistic standard of beauty. I'm willing to bet it sucks being a pretty…

@SNEAKERS: Stop! Its a Miata!

Oh Schwarzenegger... As big a douche as you are, I despise you a little less today than I did yesterday.

For one brief shining moment, I don't hate everything!

@Lindsay Robertson: Anti-vampite?

*high-fives everyone, ever.*

Does anyone else think the A and the L placement looks like devil horns??...maybe I'm just projecting....

@blameitonrio is voting MizJenkins for Jezident!: a mlutch?