Negative percent changes in sales of the Q50, Q60, Q70, QX30, QX50, QX60, and QX80—coincidentally, also cars I cannot for the life of me accurately bring to mind, no matter how hard I try.

All those suggestions are fun and stuff, but if you really want to help the guy, suggest he get a early 2000s Chevy Tahoe.

You’ve got the Mirai and Chiron on here which are huge feats of engineering and none of the below?

notes: PC is a straw/bogeyman invented by people who want to say racist and sexist things and have no consequences. It’s history that the Japanese colonial forces during WWII committed terrible atrocities based on their hyper-nationalistic ideology, and we should take that as a warning about espousing any…

Good for him. As many others have said, he NEVER would have gotten a fair trial in Japan. What is “honorable” behavior when your captors are not treating you anything remotely resembling ‘honorably’?

This remarkably straightforward and common sense plan is obviously a joke and a troll. This is not how smart people do things! But yeah..yours is the way to go, clearly.

Just wanted to leave this here

So, who ever is currently in charge of Chevrolet’s design team (I suspect Michael bay) needs to be fired and has no business doing this.

Absolutely.

He's also RUNNING A RED LIGHT.

But the comments section is terrible.  Has nowhere near the community we have here.  I’m hoping he fixes that.

We are all gonna miss Patrick but this was an awesome goodbye letter to us Jalops. Patrick is right when he talks about the community that exists right here. He led the way by not trying to bullshit us. He catches a lot of crap for banging up a Camaro mule but I knew this was an honest site when he POSTED about it and…

I’m going to miss you terribly, Patrick. Thanks for the help you’ve given me.

I think we’re far closer to solving nuclear fusion than convincing Karens to use the correct lane. 

Can we as car enthusiasts please stop legitimizing this practice and the knobs who participate? 

Lol! We’re not talking about a hellcat here. You can certainly use 350 hp in a small SUV without going too wild. No one is bragging about the sub 400hp they have under the hood.

The “Porsches that aren’t Porsches” battle was a long time ago. Your side lost. There's even a second Porsche CUV, now. Move on.

Imma just leave this here, best tweet of 2019:

Agreed; don’t even get me started on the whole “brake” hoax being perpetuated by BIG CERAMIC!

It’s not just the light outside, but also inside that makes a big difference, like in-dash led displays. I drive a 2002 vehicle and have no problem seeing at night with 20-year-old headlight technology...until some bro in a lifted truck passes me, then I can’t see shit for at least 10 seconds.