They straight up live next door to Tiffany’s. This is the equivalent of me handing Barack a gift from my bodega.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

For what it’s worth, I’ve discovered that the less sugar & junk carbs I consume, the better I feel. And not just a little - it’s like being on antidepressants without the drugs. The trick is sticking with it of course, but it can be done. Good luck to us both all.

Ha. My now 11 year old’s first word other than mumma and dada was Obama. It was the perfect starter word. Sigh.  

Holy SHIT! I just finished a yummy toasted cheese sammich, not 15 minutes ago, I swear to god.

The 3/4 sleeves and matching gloves make her arms seem really long. Not a fan.

I am currently knitting pussy hats while I chaperone my school’s Model Arab League team. During the Inauguration ceremony, we will be eating an amazing lunch cooked by the local Islamic Women’s Society. I can’t think of anywhere more appropriate to be today. (Or any other day, for that matter.)

They have so much more grace and class than I could ever imagine having.

And there’s poor Ruth Bader Ginsberg thinking, “Now I have to survive another four years of this bullshit instead of retiring to a life of day drinking and HGTV.” I feel ya, girl.

She’s reaching for Jackie Kennedy and not quite getting it.

Melania looks amazing, but Kelleyanne’s Uncle Sam outfit - WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

I work for a group at the forefront of the movement otherwise I would be too. I AM takng my dog to work, and being grateful that when I start ugly sobbing no one will think it is weird.

As one who knows literally nothing about fashion (seriously... didn’t really ‘get’ the brown belt brown shoes rules until recently... and I’m old enough I could vote for Bill Clinton).... does anyone else think the blue gloves is what screws it all up? It seems like her outfit would be more cohesive with like, white…

If I were to chug a quart of Robitussin laced with bronzer, do you think I could somehow turn this whole thing into a bad dream? Because I would totally do that.

On the eve of the inauguration, I think it’s a good time to remember that under President Obama, twenty million Americans gained health insurance, cutting the percentage of uninsured Americans to single digits; same-sex marriage was legalized; DADT was repealed; combat positions were opened to women and transgender…

If I see a vampire, I will make a cross with my fingers, and also alternate between making an “elephant trunk” with my arm just to be safe.

I remember reading on deadspin, a conversation about if Jesus was executed by other means, what else would Christians consider sacred symbols? What if Jesus was fed to the lions, would every church have a big lion on top and on the altar? A crucifixion depicts Jesus nailed to the cross, which always creeped me out as…

I actually find that question legit intriguing, and surprised nobody has brought it up before. Why would a Jewish vampire be afraid of a cross? If they don’t consider a religious symbol sacred to them while alive, why would it have any deeper significance after they’re undead?

The Jewish vampire question is truly idiotic. Isn’t the answer clearly, “Yes”?

You know what? You need to take care of yourself first. If you don’t take care of yourself, you can’t take care of anyone else.