I find it weird when white people are open enough in their racism to hate on Beyoncé. I mean, as far as public figures go, she’s pretty wholesome as well as being obviously talented as all hell, and everyone’s suburban mom loves her music. But, like, even she’s still all terrifyingly BLACK to a fair percentage of the…

So huh has anyone else noticed that some of Donald Trump’s supporters seem to be vile racist pigs?

Alicia Keys can get away without makeup because, well, she’s really attractive.

She looks gorgeous, but how are those belly tattoos not stretched all to hell? Is that even skin?

I simply couldn’t resist

I’d be happy just to be able to do work outdoors when it’s hot as fuck in a sports bra without it being scandalous. Mowing the lawn or weeding isn’t sensual, it’s sweaty.

In August though? That’s prime boob sweat season. My girls would much rather swing free in May or September.

My problem with this isn’t her suspension it’s the utter hypocrisy of the people in charge. She physically attacked her sister and nephew but got a slap on the wrist because they decided they needed her and success was more important to them than making a stand that says when a well paid highly successful role model…

I think it’s insane that her domestic violence charges garnered no punishment but making a snide remark did

Well she seems like an asshole and a bit of a trainwreck but for some of us, trash-talking was a part of the game and we grew up with it. It wasn’t until I played on college club teams that it became apparent that some of us were coming from a very different (superior) sports ethics.

You do not get it.

But at least 10 other highly respected, intelligent people who have spent a significant amount of time with Trump have stated that he seems to be a psychopath (and also to suffer from extreme narcissism, severe attention deficit, and some other things).

My Law and Order degree says yes.

Dear people on my Facebook feed: If you are boycotting Walmart because of how it treated one police officer and not how it treats millions of employees; if you are boycotting the NFL because it tacitly supports not standing for the anthem and not because it tacitly supports rape, domestic violence and traumatic brain…

It’s so hard to live in a gentrifying city. We’re normal people with normal jobs. We bought the shittiest house with the worst backyard on the nicest street.

You guys. Today is my kid’s 2nd birthday and we had a full-on block party with a water slide and corn hole and a whole roast pigs (this was all for the block party, not my kid’s birthday). I made full sugar cupcakes and my boy was naked for the whole day. There were about a billion kids. It all climaxed with the ice…

Clearly you don’t live in Houston.

“..how many people in general are still not...”

Bachelor #3:

There is no Friend Zone (because the Friend Zone doesn’t exist)