Yeah, I'm not amused by the headline spoiler here. I was really looking forward to watching it tonight. :(

My husband laughed every time. He kept saying, WHY would they choose the first name Steele if their last name was Johnson? Was it deliberate? It had to be, right?

I think your hair looks great!

He gets out on September 2nd, apparently. If the outrage surrounding your light sentencing outlasts your actual sentence....something. I thought I had a more complete thought than I did but I'm going to post as it is because it's a solid half thought.

Once at the store a psychic stopped me to tell me that she had a vision that my beautiful son would be tall and strong, an athlete. To be fair, the child was wearing a college team branded sweatsuit at the time. Of course, the child was a girl, who is a very clutzy, non-athletic 12 year old now. :/

I've had that same experience with sling. Super annoying.

In a similar vein, I have recently produced a tiny white male human from my body. Previous children being female, my entire focus has been on empowerment. Obviously, that is far less necessary this time around. I’m desperately afraid I’m going to fuck this up and produce an entitled asshole. Anyone have any ideas…

I'd like to see/hear more from Assemblyman Charles Barron because he sounds awesome.

...and now, neither can I. :/

Yep. My ex would immediately take me to court if I tried to let my kids go to this. And in this fucked up backwoods he might get traction with it, too.

I have had that conversation. Dog on a phone is indeed an accurate description of their face, before they started sputtering about the founding fathers being Christian and how their faith makes life better for people and society and isn't harmful and depraved like sharia law is. You can't use logic on these people.

I’m surprised by the amount of Catholic apologist rhetoric here. Unexpected. Have we all forgotten the vast child molestation/cover up situation? These are not nice people. They are not good people. This is an institution that has committed the worst crime I can imagine, has fostered and protected the commission of…

I know its wrong but those gifs made me laugh so hard I cried. My husband thinks I’m a terrible person. I swear, I love animals. I don’t know why these gifs are so damn funny.

“Undoubtedly”?

But....superhuman orgy!

Yeah. I have said to pro-life people for years: if you want abortion to stop happening the answer isn’t to pass laws that ban it, since that just results in unsafe abortions. The answer is better support for mothers and better access to birth control. Make birth control free and widely available, and provide real…

But not most of Rita Moreno’s part, right? I thought I'd read that there were a couple of sections that were a stretch for Moreno and Nixon did just those sections.

There are huge portions of the year where your glasses will fog over as soon as you step outside in Houston.

One time I got bills for months from the doctor and eventually collection agencies. The bill was for 0.00. They were billing me nothing and getting crazy. I kept calling people and it took months to solve. I feel your pain.

Humana. I had a baby a month ago, which put me over my yearly out of pocket maximum. But having a baby is a qualifying event so theoretically me and the baby could switch to a less expensive plan, dodging the extra 200/month on the premiums.