Dude. If you can figure that out, hook me up.

I had ONE PLATE of Chinese food and was up 3 pounds the next day. My body is fucked up.

Wine slushy! You get the powder mix, mix it with wine and a little water, freeze it and boom! Wine slushy.

He ignores them, just tosses them out when he gets them—which I've repeatedly warned him is no good—and I think what's happening is he stays near the top of the list as a result.

I've gotten one jury duty notice but I was on the reserve list and never even got called in. Meanwhile, my husband gets those letters at least once a year. It's not fair! I want to participate in the system!

That black one, I’d wear that.

I doubt even being VP would get anyone out of the grays faster. :/

When my oldest was in kindergarten and wanted one, we had to drive 3.5 hours to get to a store. By the time the younger one wanted one we only had to drive 2.5 hours. I envy you reasonable access to the store. It’s such a happy place. If they made the movie outfit for the new Rebecca doll in my size I’d already own…

That was my reaction exactly. We have enough problems. And are, generally, not racist assholes.

My sister got a Samantha doll. I got jack. Let me tell you, the same second my girls were old enough to want one, they got one. Correcting life's karmic imbalances one expensive purchase at a time.

Ok. Great. How? I was a teacher for years and now I’m home with my little one. I’ve been, obviously, gung-ho about education since the beginning. There’s no way to participate in the educational experience at the schools in any meaningful way. I joined the PTA, which is all fundraising. We spend HOURS on it and most…

Actually, it’s my understanding that studies support the idea that reward structures cause a decrease in intrinsic motivation. In effect, you're teaching the child that the only reason to read, or do math, or whatever, is to get the reward. So kids end up doing the minimum required for the reward and then stop. For…

Maybe I'm missing something. What are you advocating these parents do? If it's selfish for parents to focus their resources on their own children, what should they be doing instead? Teaching? Spending hours each day as a classroom assistant?

She got it. And then she asked her dad if he'd heard of politifact. He assured her that she didn't understand politics yet and changed the subject. You can't save people who aren't ready to be saved. :/

My ex told my 12 year old that he has to vote for trump because honesty is important to him in a candidate. So I introduced her to politifact. Mwahahahaha.

That's cold.

LIES! :P

I'm so sorry. I had one go from stomach cancer, really fast, and eating was hard for her at the end, too. :( it's so rough. *hugs*

Yeah, this. I do not want some of my college shananigans to become public. I'm glad I'm an old and social media was not really a thing then.