Gah! I hate relying on the memory of voters, it almost never works.

Between this and last nights lynching story, I'm not sure wtf is even happening in California. I'm used to seeing California as a bastion of rationality from my perch in the consistently terrifying south.

Yeah. Is there a procedure for that or do we have to hope people vote him out? There should be some sort of review process somewhere along the line.

No. It won't. These people don't think of others that way. It's all about them, all the time. In his head, this is either her fault or the fault of the guys who stopped him. Ergo, it won't impact him in any way. Except to perhaps make him resentful of the people he blames for this, of course.

Right? I came here to say this. Suddenly, the cops remember they have non-gun options, even when dealing with a coked-out guy with a fucking rifle. Seriously, tell me again how big Michael Brown was and how impossible it was to subdue him without multiple gunshots.

I may have chortled briefly.

It's like six degrees of Kevin Bacon but with Jews. Basically, if you're raised Jewish you can find a common connection with any other person who was also raised Jewish.

I saw part of an episode once. She was talking about how she did some sort of mission trip to Central America and some girl gave her the only doll she had to give to the baby Jesus and how sweet that child was and the upshot to me was that she took the only doll that kid had. Not ok.

Yep. Relying on the cops is a terrible idea.

When you find it, let me know. I want to put in a claim. Even just enough to recoup what I've spent in legal fees would be awesome.

In my case, considering that I struggle with even a straight line with my eyeliner, a good cat eye would take an actual miracle.

We got a saltwater tank and a clownfish after Finding Nemo and that little fucker killed EVERY fish we bought. We ended up with a 55 gallon tank and one clownfish in it. Because Nemo is an asshole.

He's a crazy person, right? Like...someone should get him some meds pretty quickly, he's not even remotely rational. There are so many things wrong in that article, so many things. Although, I'm personally most annoyed at the suggestion that people are blaming the Jews for this. We really can't catch a break. Dang.

Does he elaborate on how political correctness is killing us? Because that's total crazy talk. I'm sure he's got some train of thought that makes it work for him, but I'm baffled at what it would be.

Man, if I was Johnny Depp I'm not sure I'd even date without paperwork.

Don't feed the antisemitic trolls, buddy.

Just minutes ago I got an email from someone warning me about cancer causing nanparticles in baby formula. I fucking give up. This kid is just screwed no matter what we do.

I'd like to see more interesting shoes here. And the sleeves to die in a fire, of course.

It's like he's teaching a master class on how to be a total douchebag.

I love you so much for this. I've been obsessively trying to find long term studies on preemies of various ages, making myself nuts. Today we got everything set up, just in case.