See, that's my thing too. The money he had, he had at least one person working with his money—you know he wasn't doing taxes via turbo tax—so how could this possibly happen without his active participation and consent? It's so baffling to me.

Exactly. Theon of the consistently terrible life choices should never be looked to for advice. Unless you're planning to do the opposite of what he says.

I had to read it twice before I could believe it was a real quote from a real legislator.

Three years ago at the second night Seder, I was next to an old guy I didn’t know who had brought a large bottle of....I’m not sure what it was. He said brandy but it was definitely grape flavored. Regardless, he kept filling my glass—and as many other glasses as he could—with it. It was a very drunk Passover. Upon…

Sweet lord. No.

If reincarnation is real, I can only hope that I'm good enough to come back looking like Rihanna.

That possibility triggered a small moment of panic in my soul.

I’d like to see this kind of service for ANYONE who has a baby with this kind of issue, whether or not they abort. If my baby had this kind of problem I’d have aborted in a heartbeat, but the handholding and counseling would have been nice.

I think once this child escapes my body I might have to have a conversation with the dermatologist. Because I am most definitely over 30.

I thought I was too young for Botox but then I was at my dermatologists office and the women in the Botox poster were clearly younger than me. I'm still sad and traumatized.

This is true. My sister has a new baby. She finagled for six months leave, which is amazing. She's the breadwinner and they live in a crazy expensive area. Her husband is an artist whose income is sporadic at best. Before the baby the deal was he would stay home with it when she had to go back. Now, he and his family…

I'm a crier now that I'm pregnant. Today I cried listening to the Shakira song from Zootopia. Not my finest moment.

Three words: grilled Brie sandwich. My doctor says Brie is fine if it's pasteurized.

The second. I used to work a job where I had a lot of professional contact with cops and it was always at least 2:1 in favor of assholes. And thats the amount that was obvious from casual professional contact, not even in an antagonistic context.

That's my favorite thing. I want to start a letter writing campaign to other porn sites so eventually North Carolina becomes a porn desert.

That's definitely the subtext, all right.

Yeah. There was an article about this on my fb page and the comments there were super disturbing. *I* have a 12 year old daughter. There’s not any form of “verbal altercation” I can imagine her and her friends getting into that would begin to justify this. Even the bitchiest of her classmates don’t deserve this. But…

Westlake high school is supposed to be better than the private schools, too. I don’t know if it would be cheaper to move to west lake than to pay private school tuition for however many years.

Meanwhile, I'm still grey. There is no justice in kinja land.