Honestly, being apologized to for something that the other person is NOT ACTUALLY SORRY for is fucking infuriating. My soon to be ex husband would always apologize to me for things that he felt no remorse for just to shut me up or to throw a bandaid on an argument, and it only made things worse. I don’t blame Tom for…

I got queerbaited into reading this nonsense about these nonsense people.

Both Tom and Katie agreeing to “bottle” everything away until after the marriage is just one of the many vermilion flags flying high. Really how long do we think this is going to last? I’m also going to go on record saying that Katie will have an affair within two years and yep, you guessed it, she’ll blame it on “Las…

Can we talk about the *real* pressing issue to come out of this episode?

Jax really is one of the sane ones this season. Given another 10 years, he may be an actual adult.

I fucking love you and everything ur about. Gonna frame this.

“Don’t go down in the audience and dance with your wife. I know that’s the only way she’d ever get on camera at the Oscars, but that’s no reason to punish us.”

Justin Timberlake is an obnoxious asshole. He can’t ever let anyone forget that Jessica Biel is still a thing only because she’s married to him.

I saw him on the pre-show and Robin Roberts mentioned how he’s starting the show, and instead of being a normal person and replying “Yeah, it’s going to be great,” he pretended he didn’t know and yuk’d it up longer than it needed to be. “I am? I better get going hurr hurr hurr.”

They could have eliminated that idiot Justin Timberlake song & dance number that went on FOREVER at the beginning and had room for all the people who had passed away.

I would say that it doesn’t mean that he is guilty either. The interesting thing in this instance is that one of the women had worked with Affleck for years and not had issues with him until this movie, where the line between real and fake were blurred and where the whole point of the whole movie was to be fucking…

If your tongue is in the cheek you’re doing it wrong.

I was just about to come here to humblebrag (not really, but that’s exactly how it would’ve sounded so I didn’t) about how lucky I am that my husband and I have taken on a new hobby lately where he’s learning all of the special things he can do to me and the different effects they have. We’ve been married less than 2…

Agreed. I actually really enjoyed the first season, but then it just got too depressing in the following seasons.

Was anyone else supremely grossed out by the Todd/Kandi bedroom scene where they shamelessly plugged her sex products? If I never watch that shit again it’ll be too soon.

Yeah, but nobody thinks that they’re “rich rich.”

It caused me a ton of anxiety to hear that. I was always worrying about if we would have enough money for food, housing, etc.

Ugh, what an asshole! Fuck that kid.

Yep.

When I was in the fifth grade and Joshua Winstead told everyone that his mother had made sure to invite everyone in our grade to his birthday except me because my family couldn’t possibly afford a good enough gift for her precious baby’s big day.