I’m very paranoid about contracting herpes, I could never do it. It’s a weird phobia.

In your opinion?

Once again time to bring up my fanfic in which Eli and Marissa Gold work with Rafael Barba of SVU to make Barba the NY DA. Writing both Eli and Marissa is so much fun. #selfpromotion

Can someone please explain to me why the Good Fight/Wife is filmed in NYC but is set in Chicago; yet Empire is filmed in Chicago, but set in NYC.

Is Lucca going to actually do anything or is she just going to be diane’s black friend instead of alica’s.

This is a eminently au courant and damn funny comment. BRAVO!

I disagree. I think it matters if FBI tries to swing the election. I have no idea why you think there are other things that matter more.

“I’m sorry, Liz, but we’re gonna have to let you go.”

You know what? Fuck Huma Abedin. If she was so great, she wouldn’t be attracted to such a vile piece of shit. She wouldn’t have stayed with him time and time again. Lots of women have children they want to save a marriage for. Many leave, and they don’t have the resources Huma has. I’m With Her, but it’s very telling…

It better fucking not. Rage!

kathryn is now back

Shep’s the worst, but i’d fuck a guy who claims to be passionate about leisure. Obviously in the pantry, up against a bag of grits, in a heartbeat. Thomas is this shows Countess Luann, Whitney is a jagged pill, his mother is good television. NO KATHRYN?!! Fuck you, Andy Cohen. Cameron, I blame you. If you’re gonna…

This is so heartbreaking in so many ways. It reminds me what an absolute blessing the gift of sobriety is.

Having just spent last week at the hospital detoxing my dad, this is a depressing read. I’d like to think he might actually stop drinking this time, but it is so unlikely.

not if I take them from you

One thing I can control is the amount of donuts I will eat in response to this sad as hell post.

And here I’ve gone my whole life (or the years that Parks and Rec has been in existence) thinking it was Malway-Tweed. She’s in a ton of commercials, and every time, I’m like, Ben is going to the end of the world with Shauna Malway-Tweed!

I had a coworker whose boyfriend was an actor. He was in no way famous but ended up in 2 nationally syndicated commercials. He paid off both their undergrad debt and her grad student debt. He didn’t even speak in one of the commercials.

She was also Shawna Malwae-Tweep on Parks and Rec.