Yes! Yes! Yes!

Here’s the thing, journalists could actually do their damn job and fact check republicans when they make claims that there is no precedent that a president in his last year in office gets to nominate a supreme court candidate, instead of asking the question like it’s a legitimate idea. I am sick and tired of…

“Davis said the drug charges on his record prevent him from being able to get a job,”

Is there like a translation available for those of us over 40?

You’ve missed the point if you think anyone is saying you shouldn’t be concerned about the direction the country is going or that you should be passive. The point is to examine WHY you back a certain candidate for the less overt biases that are inherent in support. And look at who you think is best capable of…

Analog dick pics! OMG

Sure. I’ll be standing here. (Laughing in glee when you get called out.)

And for most of existence, women haven’t had the privilege of not showing up. No matter how sick or busy, they couldn’t stop mothering. Women have been working around the clock, rain or snow or plague or shine, for millenia.

I think maybe we’re a groundhog’s day situation. I’m going to grab a toaster and get in the tub to test out the theory.

my liver can’t take it anymore

Jesus. This is what, the 20th debate? Thank goodness my party had a nice reasonable 6.

Well, I’m afraid your tongue was so firmly in your cheek that I couldn’t make out your words. ;)

No, bats are way more important to the ecosystem than mosquitos are. They keep bug populations down, and they’re largely harmless, except for being a potential rabies carrier.

The only people who suggest this are people who've never taken care of an infant 24/7. Having taken care of 3 of them it just makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.

I LOVE how people just casually suggest that working from home is equivalent to maternity leave, like it’s so easy to work while caring for a newborn. The first three months with my second born were so intense that taking a shower felt like a major accomplishment.

“Waft over” economics. You still don’t get the money, but you can smell it if the wind is blowing in the right direction.

So the cheerleaders, who are also professional athletes, are supposed to make ends meet via ... what, exactly? Fucking the team and hopefully getting a few bills shoved their way in return? How nice and open-minded of these conservative fucksticks to show their support for prostitution.

This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

Hell, it’s not even trickle down economics anymore. Apparently, you’re supposed to just be happy to be in the physical vicinity of that kind of money.

Can we also make the mega lifted trucks illegal too? You know those dude's aren't going off road and you can guarantee that they'll be decapitating people in a crash.