Analog dick pics! OMG

Sure. I’ll be standing here. (Laughing in glee when you get called out.)

And for most of existence, women haven’t had the privilege of not showing up. No matter how sick or busy, they couldn’t stop mothering. Women have been working around the clock, rain or snow or plague or shine, for millenia.

I think maybe we’re a groundhog’s day situation. I’m going to grab a toaster and get in the tub to test out the theory.

my liver can’t take it anymore

Jesus. This is what, the 20th debate? Thank goodness my party had a nice reasonable 6.

The only people who suggest this are people who've never taken care of an infant 24/7. Having taken care of 3 of them it just makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.

I LOVE how people just casually suggest that working from home is equivalent to maternity leave, like it’s so easy to work while caring for a newborn. The first three months with my second born were so intense that taking a shower felt like a major accomplishment.

“Waft over” economics. You still don’t get the money, but you can smell it if the wind is blowing in the right direction.

So the cheerleaders, who are also professional athletes, are supposed to make ends meet via ... what, exactly? Fucking the team and hopefully getting a few bills shoved their way in return? How nice and open-minded of these conservative fucksticks to show their support for prostitution.

This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

Hell, it’s not even trickle down economics anymore. Apparently, you’re supposed to just be happy to be in the physical vicinity of that kind of money.

I’m a liberal Texan too. Blue Bell deserves to be prosecuted, they knew there was a problem and sold to nursing homes. My husband used to work for another prominent family owned dairy products company and that company goes incredible lengths to not only ensure the safety of their products but also had extremely…

I never thought I’d be adding a story involving Pornhub to my Uplift/Encourgement folder, but there you go. Wishing this wounded but valiant lady the very best. She more than deserves it, and it sounds like she has what it takes to go out and grasp it.

In Florida, you can only buy one package of Sudafed per month and they scan your driver’s license to do so.

This might sound a bit second-wave of me to say, but I don’t feel hugely comfortable giving kudos to a company that benefits from the degradation of so many women just because they do a solid for this one woman.

I was fully NOT expecting this story to take such a dramatic turn. Good lord people can be crazy. Can you imagine how distressing it would be to find out your boss wanted you dead and HIRED someone to do it? I’m stressed out just thinking about it. Glad Pornhub, of all places, was able to help her with a scholarship…

How does one fit $1700 worth of shoplifted goods in a car WITH a mobile meth lab? That’s either some incredible drug-induced hubris or skill with space management. Also why am I still grey??

Based on the fact that he’s been caught 20 times already, I’d say he’s probably not very good at that game.

Can we also make the mega lifted trucks illegal too? You know those dude's aren't going off road and you can guarantee that they'll be decapitating people in a crash.