It’s very easy for me not to have sex with anyone

Yeah, it was a bit much. She should have cut the opening vid in half or opened with everyone already in position. And her mom bragging on about her kids in the introduction. I get it, you’re really proud of your babies...except I’m not here to see you, Mama Knowles.

No. Absolutely not.

It’s not as funny as she probably thinks it is IMO.

The Disney alligator attack smugness was so bizarre. Like yeah, they posted a sign that said don’t swim but there’s a difference between “Don’t swim, you could drown!” and “You will get eaten alive by a fucking alligator.”

I am blaming her family. It’s reckless and stupid to let an eight year old child drive an ATV alone.

I’m blaming the fuck out of her family. What kind of morons let an 8 year old drive an ATV? Unless it’s a child’s “My first ATV” type of thing

Do not allow your children to drive ATVs! They are so dangerous that actually no one should be driving them.

♫ They came in like a wrecking ball...♫

If you’ll recall, the Olympic skater—unlike ice-rival Nancy Kerrigan—“grew up in poverty” and made “her own skating costumes.”

I mean, Ivanka is pretty repugnant herself.

I hope by the end of Trump’s presidency, his brand is utterly destroyed. I mean, he or his kids can’t sell anything at all by the end of it all. He has been the most polarizing president in history and it hasn’t been two weeks yet. His kids are clueless dolts who keep thinking they can use this opportunity to do…

She doesn’t. She’s just as craven as the rest of the Trump bandwagon.

Wouldn’t they?

I wasn’t worried.

I said this in another thread that will never get out of the greys, but no 2nd-time-pregnant woman does the photoshoot. When I was pregnant with my first, I flaunted it. With my second, I openly discussed pissing my pants and my bladder falling out of my body whilst downing containers of Nutella by the spoonful. Don’t…

I believe Beyoncé is pregnant with twins. I also believe that Blue was born via surrogate.

Is anybody else worried that eventually, this wall is going to be used to keep us here?

I don’t really give a shit about the wall either. You know who actually gives a shit? The ranchers who border the rio grande. You can’t build the wall on Mexico’s side of the rio grande, so you have to build it on our side and cut off the rancher’s access to the river. Should be very interesting...