“I can’t take anymore of this shit!”

I feel pretty strongly that NBC, until WaPo forced their hand, had no intention of showing that video. It just makes no sense otherwise. I’ve been around enough news organizations to know. Trump’s ties to NBC run too deep, and Billy Bush is their guy as well.

I said over on Deadspin earlier this evening that my wild hunch is that it was leaked by an NBC producer or employee who knew they had the tape and was really frustrated that NBC was sitting on it.

Oh fuck you NBC, you’re the ones who foisted him on us in the first place, giving him legitimacy even when he was pulling his birther nonsense. You know they must have unaired footage of him in the Apprentice board room saying offensive things about women, where is that? The contestants said it happened and there’s…

It will probably ruin Billy Bush’s career, true. But it does serious damage to Trump too. Why? Because there are suburban white women who typically vote republican, but are on the fence this time around, who are being pushed off the fence more and more to vote for Clinton with every single awful statement that…

Make America Grope Again.

I don’t know what to say about this. I don’t feel like I have enough info. First it seemed like the guy just had sour grapes. The 20 percent to 80 percent statistic was shocking... they it didn’t say exactly how many people that was. The 23 to 24 percent statistic is laughable.

Female squirrels also literally pull the fur off their backs (and tails) to make the nest comfortable for the young. If you ever see a squirrel that looks like it’s missing about half its tail fur, this is probably why. Also they only get 74% of the nuts males get.

The other day I told a friend I saw a boy squirrel bury a pecan in my yard, only to have a girl squirrel come along five seconds later, dig it up, and bury it three inches to the left. My friend asked me, “How could you tell which one was the boy?”. I shall stop laughing whenever my friend’s question passes from my…

This left me feeling gross. She’s a kid for fucks sake. She shouldn’t be saving her family from bankruptcy.

Didn’t Melissa pull some shady shit with her last two exes?

and, what about us women that aren’t mothers? are we just worthless?

Oh YEAH? I heard that Hillary FORCED Chelsea to suck on her breasts for YEARS.

Would you care to share a postmortem of that? 

You know what Mariah’s schtick is? Five octaves.

I’m always like “what difference does it make?” I mean, where’s the line? I have a hard time believing she’s secretly a good person and is just being a troll. If you’re pretending to be a Nazi in everyday public life all the time, then you’re a fucking Nazi.

Yeah, @yokoono maybe this extends to your Twitter stream as well. Make it high art!

Silence is the highest form of expression. Words need it now and then.

To be fair, it’s an immensely difficult choice. On the one hand, Hillary Clinton deleted some emails. But on the other, Donald Trump is an utter cretin, pathological narcissist, inveterate racist, and potential threat to the republic.... It’s clearly a toss-up.

I think I only “wash” my legs when I shave them, but it’s more putting soap in the way so I don’t slice myself open rather than deliberately washing them. Sometimes I also exfoliate with a sponge thingy? Anyway, they always look the same.