Really? Then I guess I am a hideous troll.

I used to get bummed when I wouldn’t match on Tinder with some guy I thought was really good looking, but then it dawned on me: I’m 32. They're probably not even SEEING my profile because they've set their search parameters for women in their 20s.

I want to move to your city! Last winter I reported literally four blocks that did not shovel their sidewalks. Nothing happened.

The only thing worse than people who don’t pick up their dog’s poop are people who yell at you for letting your dog poop at the edge of their lawn WHILE you’re picking up your dog’s poop. (This happened to me by neighbors whose yard was a week infested wasteland AND who let their asshole dog roam leash-less so it…

I was appointed guardian as litem for a kid whose grandparents were seeking permanent guardianship. His mother never even showed up to contest it. Everyone I talked to said she was a great mom, had a great job, was current on all her bills, etc, until her boyfriend got her into heroin. Her parents were pretty up front…

Oh man. His uncle really summed it up.

Okay, that second part makes him sound like a normal person. The blurb quoted in the article had me all, “Are you fucking kidding me, McKellen? She bought it!”

Um, does Ian McKellen realize how ridiculous that statement about the apartment makes him sound? She bought the property and he expected to continue living there as long as he wanted? Not how it works, buddy.

Is that the canyon where Mufasa died?

Can’t the County Commissioners remove her from office for this? They probably agree with her, though.

Agree 100%. Both gun control AND what it is in our society that leads to this need to be looked at.

LIKE I SAID I TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT THE WHY (i.e., my dad’s jizz)

I once found condoms packed up in my parents’ camping gear when I was looking through it for something. My mom had had a hysterectomy like a decade before. I try not to think too hard about why they were there.

I used to write stories as a teenager. Dumb stories I never showed to ANYONE. My dad would sneak up behind me and grab my notebook out of my hands while I was writing and run off with it. Once I found out he had taken paper out of the trash can after I threw it away, and he saved it. Apparently he told my English…

Beyoncé is beautiful, but I hate that cover.

But it sounds like she didn’t lose custody, she just didn’t get primary custody. She and her people been spinning this thing as if she’s been denied access to her children and that is clearly not the case.

Seriously, why didn’t she move to Monoco (or somewhere close by in France) when all this started? Would have been a better way to spend her money.

Once we got a question, and I was pretty sure the answer was Nolan Ryan. But this middle aged man stopped by our table and INSISTED it was Cal Ripkin Sr. My teammates believed him. The answer was Nolan Ryan.

This reminds me of my experience at pub quiz last night. I was playing on a team that was just me and my female friend. The question was name the 5 most Googled NFL players in 2014. The two of us came up with a list of about 8 players and we were working on narrowing it down when the (male) bartender comes over and is…

Thank you. I am 32 and have never gone on hormonal birth control because (1) I haven’t been in any regular relationships so I didn’t feel like I needed it and (2) I’d always heard that it increased cancer risks so I figured why bother, barrier methods as needed would suffice. I read this article and was starting to…