Columbine shocked the nation. It rocked us with a horror not unlike what we experienced a couple years later with 9/11. However, unlike the latter terrorist attack, absolutely nothing was done in the aftermath of Columbine to prevent future similar nightmares. In the two decades since then, school shootings have…

well, today is the day. the day that i completely realized how much of an idiot i’ve been in my life, how much i have wasted,and how i will go to my grave never ever once realizing a lifelong dream. i feel truly sad at how dumb i’ve been, wasting money on uselkess crap over the years instead of socking it away for…

listen, compare to abortions, Holocaust was good times.

In Russia, ball soccers you!

What kind of a lawyer would tape a client? So sad! Is this a first, never heard of it before? — Trump

She’s not talking about free anything. She’s talking about a wholesale shift in how our society operates.

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This is the most dystopian thing I’ve ever read. 

Heres’s a guide to Trump’s foreign policy. First, think - what would Putin want?

Off topic: I decided a few weeks ago to pause my adblocker on the Kinja sites I visit, including Jezebel, because I know the financial situation you all are in and I genuinely want to support you. I enjoy this site, and if dealing with some ads helps keep GMG afloat, that’s fine.

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I mean, all of these passages are fine, I guess, but this isn’t supposed to be a theocracy. I am horrified that government officials are proudly saying they follow the bible as a political and law guide, and are doing morally reprehensible things in its name. They’re just openly admitting they’re running the country…

…and now I’ve stared at this for far too long because it’s so relaxing and pretty. Bless you

I think the OE ones are worse. Because when I see a car with an Autozone slapped-on vent, I just shrug and think “what an idiot.” But when I see a factory one on a new model, I’m just so disappointed in the manufacturer. They should have known better.

This fucking shit right here:

I absolutely detest on the unholiest of the holy scale the wide wheels on lifted trucks. They are so fucking dumb. It does nothing to appeal or improve anything. All it does is advertise the fact you have a small penis.

Both aftermarket and OE.

Fake fender vents.

Unpopular opinion: The 124 is an awkward mess of hideousness which appears to have been draped over an existing Miata body.

Are you willing to volunteer for this culling?