Also, this...

One of my best friends in high school got pregnant at 15. She was terrified of her abusive dad finding out. We went to the school nurse who arranged for an abortion at a clinic walking distance from our houses. We pooled our babysitting money for a cab back to my house afterwards. No parents ever found out, but I…

I had the honor of being a guest on her show a few years ago. I was struck by how prepared she was for the interview, and when we were done how she seamlessly transitioned to another segment and was equally prepared and knowledgable on a totally different topic. A real throwback and a radio legend.

I listen to the Diane Rehm show fairly regularly, and especially the Friday News Round-up. Probably the best interview/show she did was when Newt Gringrich was running in the 2012 election and was on her show. He ditched half way through, after agreeing to be on the whole hour. She spent the next 1/2 hour having…

This guy really thinks he’s untouchable. Can karma hurry the fuck up already??

The fact that Trayvon Martin is dead and this dipshit piece of human garbage still gets to walk the earth as a free man will enrage me until the day I die.

When I was in high school, a girl in my drama club had a tattoo on her left breast of the date she stopped using cocaine. It was that kind of high school.

It’s worth it when I can return every single skincare item that legitimately does not work as advertised.

I hope this passes and becomes the law of the land. As someone with multiple debilitating health issues, who is also a cancer risk, I find it horrifying that people think that I need to suffer until the bitter end. Or, that if I do want to opt out, I either have to leave my home or leave a ghastly suicide scene…

The alternate reality that Kim Davis and her supporters inhabit is astonishing. I do not understand the victory celebration. They lost. At every single step of the way, they lost. The couples she refused marriage certificates are married and (I sure hope) enjoying their honeymoons. The only reason she is out of jail…

And it’s also just not true!

Yes, far better than I’m capable of, frankly.

Let’s not talk about the killer’s motive here. MOTIVE DOES NOT MATTER.

No, a single mother preaching abstinence who winds up pregnant out of wedlock AGAIN is worthy of ridicule. Especially when it’s rumored she cheated on her fiance. Who is not the father of her first child.

I worked for several years as a Store Systems Integrator at Whole Foods and was in charge of day-to-day price/scan accuracy and auditing.

Well the walk down the aisle will be super awkward.

This isn't the stuff that makes marriage unbearable though.

When you start to hate the way he smells or the fact that he can't stop at just one drink or needs so much ego stroking you'll never be enough for him....that's the stuff that you can't get through.

Tissues? It's funny-maddening not maddening-maddening.

As a service to its readers, could Jezebel collect certain threads and post them in the days leading up to and including Valentine's Day? My first nomination would be the one about partners who do not clean up their own pee. Women upset that they haven't found a man could read that and enjoy a little consolation.

This might be my husband's favorite book.