Oh Gozer I got him a while ago. Is it just me or can you just not get Billy the Kid in the frame when you take a picture of him playing with the hat?

A lot of Clinton supporters are quiet, to the point of silence (except with a ballot). We don’t want to offend Sanders supporters and don’t want to deal with the barrage of comments we would receive in certain places, so we stay quiet. Fortunately, there are more of us than there are Sanders voters. It just doesn’t…

total keeper!

Haha! My dude will get me anything - seriously. All I have to do is rip off the relevant part of the container or 'box-cut' the entire front of it. So easy. Mine will also corner assist managers for details. KEEP HIM.

Heh, my husband snaps a pic of the box. He also understands that brands are not interchangeable. Thank God we live within a 2-mile radius of a CVS, Target, and Safeway!

This is smart. I definitely don’t do it. I’m so relieved each time my period is over I slip immediately back into denial that it is a monthly event.

That’s actually how my crazy grandpa gets us to run his grocery errands. But for like sugar free yogurt, not tampons.

I have my dad’s last name though. He didn’t need to have a boy. He did have a boy. But he’s a very pointless boy because my sister and I both kept our names.

I wouldn’t assume that she didn’t understand the lines. Girl is pretty dang brilliant, so for all we know, she could very well have studied the language IRL.

“What kind of things do you like me to do with you body?” Jeb said as I looked over the contract. “Do you like it when I keep it from healthcare?” Oh my. My inner goddess screams YES but I blush.

She was trying to air his business, not shame him. It’s 2016, get with it, yo!

If I took the time to be offended by everything white people are offended by on my behalf, I probably wouldn’t even be able to enjoy most of my own culture tbh

Shout out to all my fellow Jezzies who read “inexpensive Yankee candles” and thought about how you only get Yankee candles when they're on the clearance endcap at TJ Maxx.

Or my aunt. The last time we had a family reunion, I kept a running tally of all the celebrity and fictional character names she screwed up - notably, correcting anybody who pronounced them correctly. Over the course of one weekend, we had:

Not to brag or anything, but my dog already has her own REAL fur jacket.