Spring 2013 was cruel for ABC comedies. That was the season they cancelled my personal fave, Don’t Trust The B in Apt 23.  They really fucked up their schedule that year, and whoever was responsible should have been fired.

Remember when he said he could murder someone and still get elected? He’s about to murder tens of thousands - and then prove that he was right about getting re-eelcted anyway.

“Could we have some more butter please?”

Between this, the ERA ratification, and the Virginia House voting to get ride of “Lee-Jackson Day” (the state holiday celebrating the Confederate generals on the Friday before Martin Luther King Jr. Day) and making Election Day a state holiday instead, I am actually... proud of my state? Such a weird, welcome feeling!

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

You forgot Sean Doolittle, who is the very best of the Nationals. Doo is the best. He had the guts to state publicly why he wasn’t going. And he and his wife walk the walk and talk the talk in community activism. They hosted Thanksgiving dinner for Syrian refugees and got the community involved, when he was with…

“I mean, it’s one banana, Michael, what could it possibly cost? Ten dollars?”

All weddings are performative.

I’m the conductor of the “Jennifer Lawrence is wildly overrated” train. Feel free to hop on!

Then feel free to donate to those more worthy causes. Your money, your choice. In this case, I feel like I am fighting for my right to be seen as FULLY HUMAN, with 100% control over what does or does not happen to my body. Alabama and Ohio and Georgia and the rest are actively fighting to make women LESS THAN HUMAN…

Hopefully I’m in here late enough not to get permanently banned, but... I was disappointed.

“Your baby can pee inside your uterus” is way less marketable for the anti-abortion crowd.

These laws have nothing to do with babies, and everything to do with power over, and control of, women. The fact that there are no exceptions for rape of incest proves that they do not give a flying fuck about women.  We have no other value than our womb, and it doesn’t even belong to us, it belongs to men. 

If I had a nickle for every time someone had skealked my identity, I’d be able to hire an editor.

This story proves, without a shadow of a doubt, the futility of arguing with hardcore anti-vaxxers. If almost losing a child, something I fear much more than dying myself, isn’t enough to shake these people, nothing will. Bet the medical staff treating this poor child had to restrain themselves.

Hi! Sorry your experience at Jezebel was less than perfect. We’re working on correcting the typo, and we’d like to invite you and your friends back, on the house. Thanks for bringing this to our attention!

This evening, my friends and I wanted to really experience the feminist side of the internet so we went to Jezebel. There aren’t enough words to describe how awful it was.

oh I can’t stand the whole “do what you love” career advice.  do what pays you to afford the life that permits you to do what you love after work.  take it from someone who’s first degree is in fine arts.  I got a master’s in something that has an actual job market, and my friends from my undergrad days who didn’t do…

“So what do we do with a guy that wants to have open borders, do away with ICE, and wants to take all your money and raise your taxes?” A confused jumble of suggestions rose up from the crowd.

Captain: Should we stop for fuel soon?