I mean, the first thing I said about the teeth to my friend when I saw the trailer was that it looked like he stole them from a child- so maybe you’re onto something. 

Hedgehogs don’t have human teeth.

I adore my dog, but that’s insanity on your coworkers part. I don’t want anyone to have a dog they don’t want. That’s sick. 

I see her being played by Emma Thompson.

BIG SPOILER:

BG2 was probably the most meaningful game I ever had in my childhood. I had a copy of BG back then but it crashed A LOT so I just played BG2 instead.

BRING ON DOOM. BRING ON DOOOOOOM! 

You’ve reminded me that I’ve meant to sit my boyfriend down and rewatch Deadwood with him since the movie is going to actually happen. The first season is just better than the second, but I’m with you. Ian McShane holds it all together.

My question is:

It’s almost like there are people other than you in the world and not being a dick is free. 

Yep! In my area the health department sponsors this, so maybe find your local health department on social media or call their office to see when the next free vaccination day is. 

Qdoba’s queso tastes weird and I don’t know why. I like that they have some semblance of a veggie in it, but it’s still weird.

While I dislike imperialism, I can understand where they were coming from (as life seemed so bleak back then that I’d probably die/subjugate for some pepper as well-especially if I was taught my whole life that I was a better ruler for them than they were.)

I really think you could write a david-sedaris-like short memoir about your brothers’ evil cheesing ways. I’d buy the book.

My question is this:

Nah, I mean that the food was so bland initially they had to go find something better.

It really elevates cold little ceaser’s pizza imo. 

Something something British imperialism was because they wanted better food something something

Right?

Maybe doing something to encourage the states into reinstating public funding for universities like they did pre-recession (as that’s the reason many places raised tuition?) might be a nice middle of the road deal for you then.