I just really hope that none of these MRA nutcases show up to hurt any women. I hope they just stay home and sulk.

An actual line from goop: “If you’re plagued by issues like parasites or heavy metals, you might need a bit more than a standard clean eating protocol. Below, some advice on working through more complex problems.”

**Catalina update**

This won’t be a popular opinion, but I have to be honest. Maybe it’s not cognitive dissonance? Maybe they just changed? People can change - thank the gods.

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

why do we (white people) always think that someone ELSE should fix the problems WE created?

Hearing him say “it would be hard to top [Bush’s] group in terms of absurdity” made me incredibly sad. If only we knew.

Maher comes off as that overconfident asshole at any social function who wants to impress everyone with a big vocabulary and his willingness to shout down any others who differ politically.

Omg I miss Larry Wilmore and the Nightly Show so goddamn much. I think I might have been obsessed with it. I still lament it’s early demise all the time. Hell, I stopped watching TDS a while back because I just used it as a reminder to watch TNS. (seriously. Trevor Noah is not a good host).

Despite this being 2017, it took me a minute to realize you meant the Secret Service and weren’t referring to the Nazi military group.

Who gives a shit? I would rather have her in my country than you. Get the fuck out.

You’re a parasite

And you can’t just claim that her crime is worthy of exile, so sit the fuck down.

I just read the transcript, and even by Trumpian standards, that was.....pretty goddamn terrible. I can only imagine how much worse it was live. Seriously, can someone, anyone, not get this man a fucking speechwriter?

It’s not recognition until all the white people know.

Yes, they loathe it when we launch our freedoms and liberties into their wedding parties and kill dozens of people, or when we sell our freedoms and liberties to the Saudi government to help them kill civilians in Yemen. Assuming we live through Donald’s presidency, I’m going to be more proactive about holding…

Um, excuse me, Obama used drones to kill children not our most valuable Special Ops to kill children.

I’m glad I’m not the only one! I think he is adorable.

You shut your whore mouth! He’s not Irish and even if he was, we’d disown him! https://blogs.ancestry.com/cm/donald-trumps-ancestry-how-his-immigrant-family-made-it-in-america/

My hope is that Sam’s Dinner gets more media coverage, viewership, and star-studded attendance.