I can’t wait to bathe in the blood of my frenemies with Angry Spear Lord. 

Aren’t there still states that haven’t passed “rape by envelopment” laws?

Oh please, like they care about what some middle-eastern bleeding-heart leftist has to say. 

Knew about some of this, but didn’t realize both how broad and deep it went.

I’m in my mid-30s and have still never been to an OB-GYN because the thought of getting a pelvic exam near sends me into a panic spiral.

I’m glad they’re being so blunt about it. This IS state-mandated sexual assault, and I yearn for someone to try and bring a case against the state.

“The parasitic mass of cells attached to the lining of your internal reproductive organ has begun to emit detectable electric pulses.”

The Italian side of my family could PAR-TAY, so good luck if you need heaven to be quiet and relaxing. 

Wait.  She’s only a year older than me.  WHAT WENT WRONG.

I still can’t believe I’m older than Miller. It’s like looking at a family photo from the Dust Bowl and realizing the children are their kids, not their grandkids. 

“Seems” is the operative word. Hawley doesn’t do anything that isn’t slimey and self interested. He’s a horrible wretch of a man who parades his kid’s pre-existing health condition as a reason he wouldn’t vote to repeal the ACA while at the same time, as the AG of Missouri, suing to repeal the ACA. 

I hate that smarmy fucker so much. Suck my spirit dick, Hawley, and give me back the tax dollars your horrifically run AG office lost. 

Truth. At least while I’m screaming helplessly into the void my eyes can take comfort in the rainbow fields of wildflowers!  It’s... a trade-off... I got the short end of the deal on that one.

Not listed in the linked list: https://abortionfunds.org/fund/gateway-womens-access-fund/  Services my, um... lovely... home of Missouri.  (...actually right now it’s really lovely, because we’re out of drought so everything’s super green and lush...)

My mom’s first pregnancy, a total horror show that would come off as a contrived and exploitative if adapted into a drama, went pear-shaped because the Air Force physician attending her didn’t think her nausea was due to pregnancy and prescribed her thalidomide. No prizes for guessing how that went.

Hear hear!  And also make sure their teeth rot. Don’t know if it’s changed, but the last set of stats I looked at had us at 48 or 49 for pediatric dentistry. 

While I’m glad my senate rep didn’t open his old man mouth loud enough to get on record saying dumb shit, it’s not gonna stop me from mailing him hangers. 

The only even slightly reasonable one I have is my state senate rep, but that’s only because he’s abstained from voting on abortion issues in the past.  I’m keeping my eye on him today because there’s a heartbeat bill being debated in Missouri, AND I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, CIERPIOT.

Right now they’re probably having a circle jerk over it.  The worst circle jerk, and I regret ever thinking it because it’s now imprinted in my reptilian hind brain.  When I die, a white light will not be what greets me, but the image of the conservative judges of the 2019 SC giving each other handsies.